Reaper X Soldier:76. The power couple. 
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Tracer’s effortless kindness and positivity would help Widow overcome her programming and turn good. She’d continue working for Talon but as an undercover Overwatch agent.
She’d then discover that her husband is still alive; his consciousness was uploaded into the edgy omnic at the end of the uprising event. He masterminded Widow’s brainwashing and intended to sacrifice his human body, because he wants to be the leader of the next omnic revolution and the new world order it culminates in.
Tracer would kill him with a one-clip into a blink 180 melee animation cancel recall, landing back in Widow’s lap while Gerard utters his last words: “Let’s go, dude!”
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That’s new…
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Pharmercy and McHanzo!
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Such an obvious yet somehow underrated one!
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Yes, and very cute <3
(That’s Sigma x Baptiste btw)
Awww, but I like Widowmaker the way she is: psychotic and without any hint of real emotions. It’s very endearing. Like, I wave to the Widow as she’s aiming at me with that scope, and then I get a FREE ticket to the spawn room!
Why on earth would you want to change anything about such a warm-hearted, adorable person?
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But look! She’s not as devoid of emotion as she seems.
Her husband was actually killed by a Moira orb that bounced around for 17 minutes until it found him. She only sends you back to spawn so quickly to spare you from the same fate! She’s a hero.
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The ship that bringed most of the player base McHanzo
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Honestly, she reminds me of a lot of comic book villains, like Magneto: tragic past leading to monstrous actions.
Yeah, she visits his grave, but that’ll never change the fact that she put him there.
Instead of visiting her husband she should visit Mercy to get the scrambling off; that would probably do the trick and then she can use Talon as her own personal Duck Hunt!
Did I ever mention how much I LOVE duck hunt?!
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Duck Hunt was my jam back in the day but I hated that damn dog so much. 
You ever seen the VR game Duck Season?
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Nah, I was never much of a games buff. I stuck to a small number of games and played them way too much. Final Fantasy 6 especially. There ain’t a villain who’s got a laugh like Kefka.
Any chance you could read that story pretty please? I wrote it when everybody was asleep, and it’s stuck on Page 50.
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Just read it right now!
Thanks!
Can you pass me the vodka? My liver is ridiculously underworked.
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torbjorn and turret!
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That’s incest. Jeez, man!
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Krampus junkrat and immortal s76… dont judge me…
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Funny, I thought you just upend the vodka bottle until you’re as filled up as a pickup truck on Grade 93.
They got fancy glasses and ice cubes and stuff.
Learn something new every day. O_O
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Roadrat and Genyatta.