Man I love my ult batteri… I meaaan my wonderful teamsmates who I keep alive not just because of the fact they give me ult charge.
I love my “back up” dama… I mean expendable I meaann very very important dps players who always provides my team with plenty of damage that I definitely need them for… I think.
And my meat shiel… I meaaannn the wonderful tank players who help to make overwatch the game it is ^_^. Thanks for being willing to take the damage for your team weather you like to or not you don’t have a choice :).
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There is always a choice. But I choose you, Ayanga. And all of my forum friends. I will sacrifice myself in your honor.
Once I pass, I leave fate in your hands. Good luck!
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Let them die
Laughs in support
Come to the dark side my friend
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No no we need our teammates
Possibly.
Maybe.
Kinda.
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I can just see mercy standing over a broken roadhog with her auto pistol and saying “The ends justify the means” as roadhog screams in terror and the screen goes black as a bullet casing seems to flutter through the air and then bounces around on the ground as everything goes quiet
Awww thanks extra self healing damage sponge HP I meaaann roadhog ^_^.
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So you’ve chosen healbot ways?
That’s enough internet for today. This timeline has always been messed up.
(The joke is that my teammates are a bunch of extras who I only heal because they give ult charge).
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Great, do you mind charging ult faster please. 
I heal them when they do the right things.
And when they go places I don’t like, I leave them and they die. 
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All of this but unironically
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Good, someone is being honest for once.
Who said it’s a joke? It’s reality - one player is carrying team, and you are helping that player. Everybody else are there, so you have some source of ult charge/distraction for that one player. Yet those players often deem themselves important and get upset, when you don’t give them all of your buffs due to their unimpressive performance.
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