āBastion has a chance of either firing 2 bullets, 1 bullet, or no bullets per shot.ā
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Oooā¦ What if someday we log on to realize a dev has edited the OP.
Now that would generate some HYPE.
And itās just them stealing the heart break symbol.
Not a mod, thoā¦
Like, a Dev. Like, if Jeff were to add to it or somethin.
I donāt think they do that. Like ever.
Well, they seem to change their rules quite often, donāt they?
I can only expect the unexpected nowadaysā¦
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If that was the case we should expects Bastion buffs next patch.
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Which makes it expected but then we expect it to be unexpected.
Iām slowly going insane here.
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Imagine if they just buff Bastion instead of reworking him, just increase his healing and transformation speed or something and call it a day.
gags
For all we know, jeff is going to spill his coffee, Causing the next omnic crisis.
I wonder if he enjoys salt with his coffee as well?
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He dips perfectly salted cookies into his coffee.
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Guys you just gave me an idea for a new Bastion skin, Chefbot.
He could wear a chef hat, his main body could be an oven, and his mini gun is a massive saltshaker!
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I had an extremely similar idea onceā¦
Tho, mine turned him into an espresso machine. X3
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I donāt know if that could beat the a-salt rifle.
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So. It appears the falloff change did not affect bastion.
Iād do some sarcasm right about now but I donāt have enough motivation anymore.
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Chibi is watching.
He is everywhere.
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Everywhereā¦ O-O
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God, Iām the best at making threads no one cares about.
Yay. At least Iām consistent.
goes back to crying in a corner
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