šŸ’” Bastion ISNā€™T being forgotten, heā€™s being ignored

Iā€™m a CS major, and I still donā€™t type ā€œproperlyā€ā€¦ I never use the little nub things on F and Jā€¦ Iā€™m pretty fast, but I donā€™t do it ā€œproperlyā€

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The birdā€™s just a character thing, I doubt it would contribute anything to Bastionā€™s gameplay in a way thatā€™s relevant.

If one character should have niche heals for other heroes, Torbjorn should be able to heal fully mechanical heroes like Orisa, Bastion, and Wrecking Ball

I didnā€™t know that was a thing until I looked at my keyboard just now. I just memorized where my fingers go to type things.

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Youā€™re meant to use the left hand for the left side of the keyboard and the right hand for the right side, but I always just move the hand thatā€™s not on the current letter to the next letterā€¦

HAHAhahaā€¦

Whos got time for that :smiley:

I agree 10/10

My comment was 17th if you are ranking them by likes to(some of the ones above it were jokes). I was pretty confident it would make it. Ooh well, Iā€™ll try again next time.

I never was able to learn how to type and it kinda sucks. Iā€™m relatively quick considering that, but my hands are literally the size of baseball gloves and my fingers are like sausages. It looks goofy as hell watching me struggle and fumble my fingers to not hit like 3 keys at once :joy:

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SAME.

But yeaā€¦ I never officially ā€œlearned how to typeā€
I basically taught myself.
Since, being ambidextrous i could never Get the whole
ā€œFinger/hand placementā€ Thing right, while also trying to actually form words. X3

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I learned how to type then forgot all of it then sort of got a Frankensteinā€™s monster typing I made up and it works. I donā€™t even keep my hands in the right place I actually have my left hand on wasd shift and space while typing. Video games helped me type fast.

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I PHYSICALLY CANNOT get the finger placement correct. The ā€œhome keysā€ are impossible for me to use correctly, as even when I put my fingers together my pinkie still ends up on the damn shift key

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Exactly this.

I may not be able to type ā€œProfessionallyā€ Butā€¦ in all reality, i can type with one hand if i need to, And could probably type on two keyboards at Once.
O_o

Well, thatā€™s one way to spot a gamerā€¦ :rofl::ok_hand:
I usually set my hand like that anyways, sinceā€¦ Minecraftā€¦ Building large structures, and not wanting to Fall Off. X3

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No I mean literally if my index finger is on h, and my fingers are completely scrunched together, MY PINKIE IS ON THE SHIFT KEY.
MY FINGERS ARE LITERALLY TOO LARGE TO FIT ON THE KEYBOARD

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I mean, i used to have this Exact problem.

I now have a larger keyboard, soā€¦ Same?

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I have a 14in x 12in keyboard though I donā€™t think they make larger ones

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I canā€™t wait till we invent those floating hologram things Sombra usesā€¦

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Exactly. Maybe then it would be possible :sweat_smile:

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I bet theyā€™ll come before Bastion gets buffed.

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Weā€™ll be direct messaging Jeff our holovids, asking for acknowledgementā€¦
And heā€™ll do an interview with onepunch kid that day instead.

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According to PlayOverwatch, Bastion was built in 2046(OW takes place in 2076 and Bastion is 30 years old), I hope we get a response by thenā€¦

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That has always interested meā€¦ They say that Bastion is 30 years old, butā€¦ the Crisis happened/Ended 20 years agoā€¦ Right?
(Correct me if iā€™m wrong.)

What all did Bastion do for those ten years of crisisā€¦ o-o

It makes perfect sense that heā€™s got PTSD, sinceā€¦ that wasnā€™t the unitā€™s first battle.