I think it would be neat to have a hero who’s a sentient egg. He navigates the world by somersaulting, stopping when his feet find purchase and not before. He can carry up to two objects at any one time and if he touches anything remotely dangerous he will die.
His ult is to drink a bottle of alcohol which causes his controls to randomly reverse and un-reverse.
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I think it would be neat to have a strong female character in the roster. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Zarya is strong!” but like, no. I want Rexy from Jurassic Park.
Okay, granted that Zarya can probably bench more than Rexy but that’s just because of her pathetic little arms. Rexy is much stronger with a bite force of up to 12,000 pounds.
Rexy has super THICC thighs. Much THICCer than Zaryas.
Rexy don’t need no man because of the Frog DNA used to fill in the gaps in her DNA sequence. This gives her the ability to procreate without the need of a man.
Rexy is super confident and isn’t afraid to burst in on a dude taking too long in the toilet. Like, dude. Other people need to use the rest rooms too, ya know?
Rexy will literally eat any male she sees… females too for that matter… and kids… and even your pet doggo. She don’t care, she’s a freaking T-Rex!
Rexy is a total team player and can fight alongside other strong female characters like the raptor in Jurassic World to take that down that s**tty, Indominus Rex who thought she was such a badass until my girl Rexy showed up and put her in her place.
And that’s why Rexy is best, most strongest female hero of all time.
To be fair the arms are about the same size as a person’s. Just look smaller on that chonky body. So I’d wager it’s safe to assume they can lift a fair deal as well.
Uhh, right! Mighty Rexy can bench more than Zarya!
alternative idea, let hammond hang on winston like in their good old days
I think it would be neat to have a hero called “Rainbow Man”. He can fly at lubricious speeds and shoots rainbow beams from his eyes which are a bit like long range Zarya beams except instead of dealing damage they inspire tolerance, inclusion and acceptance within his enemies so they feel compelled to stop fighting and learn to love one another.
If Rainbow Man manages to hit all enemies with his beams then the game immediately results in a draw and a special animation plays where all the heroes walk off into the sunset together holding hands.
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I think it would be neat to have an alcoholic Polish polar bear hero who’s a twink, wears an armoured dress and wields a shark with freakin’ laser beams attached.
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