As a Mercy, I Hate You

Please learn how to say thanks when I resurrect you, especially when I died bringing you back. Bind your thanks to F like I did.

I don’t know why your performance anxiety gets so bad that you miss every shot whenever I’m damage boosting you, but please get over it so I can waste my time somewhere else.

Stop hiding around when I’m boosting you while you’re at full health. At least poke since I’m making your hero more fun to play.

Just because you’re getting +50HPS or +30%DPS with me nearby doesn’t mean you’re a god. Stop charging in 2v6 like one.

Don’t assume I’ll waste my limited healing output and resurrections on you if you’re sniping. Suck less at camping and find some med kits, I have front lines to worry more about.

If you’re a Hog with low health in a safe area and have full ult charge, STOP healing yourself and let your supports take advantage and farm off of you. Healing yourself unnecessarily when you have ult is mountains of charge taken away from the ones keeping you alive.

Don’t dive or break line of sight with half health and expect me to follow you, especially if you’re going somewhere dangerous. Same applies for when you charge in 1v6 like I somehow was going to give you Ubercharge.

This is why I just go Battle Mercy half the time.

Shoutout to the Ana mains that Nano me when I Valk. Easy 3K.

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As a Mercy, As long as you’re trying your best I love you :heart:

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I bet u spam the whambulance voiceline

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As a Mercy, I only hate DPS who don’t land their shots.

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Usually too busy positioning, I’m pretty sure it’s bound to “You’re welcome.”

kills Hanzo
“Someone call the most impressive piece of cake”
:heart:

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You sound horrible to play with. I would rather avoid you as a teammate and hard focus you so you can’t play the game.

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They never land their shots when you boost them, they just choke, hide, or charge in like an imbecile. So rare that I find anyone competent to pocket. And I say pocket because so few are every worth supporting but one teammate.

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Agreed, I’d rather play with no support than with a support like this person

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As a Mercy I don’t need you to say thanks when you’re revived. Focus on what you’re going to do next.

Saving teammates isn’t a waste of time and keeping a sniper alive can be very helpful

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Dear Athena

please never match me with OP on my team.

Amen.

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Idk what to say except get used to it lol. Ppl are going to constantly keep doing these things in every rank and game mode.

If you aren’t pocketing dps but instead healing frontlines what the hell are you playing mercy for? It’s you that’s playing wrong

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Just one thing:

If you’re gonna feed because you fail at taking down an easy enemy 1vs1 as roadhog, least try to die in a safe spot so I can ress you.

Also stop complaining about solohealing ffs.

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If this is a problem for you then you really shouldn’t be playing supports.

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This thread is a prime example of why Mercy mains are so hated on this forum. The stereotypical ones act like entitled brats that need everyone to bow at their feet and worship them for existing. Nah, I’d rather roll you with these 6 DPS than put up with your BS.

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You’re honestly the type of Mercy that other people make joke posts about smh my head

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As a Mercy/flex main, your teamates arent required to do any of this, and it sounds like you are very full of yourself. It’s your job to heal, dont always expect thanks for doing so.
This is what we call entitiled support.

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I get annoyed easily a lot as mercy but I always continue helping people even if you’re being toxic af I’m still gonna dmg boost/heal you if I think it’ll help us win lol

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As a Mercy: You do not have to thank me for doing my job. If I died to rez you, I probably picked a bad time or place to rez.

If you have performance anxiety that’s fine! I’ll still help you as best I can or choose someone else.

Basically I’m not saying you have to kiss the ground I walk on because i play Mercy :heart:

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