April Fool's Patches?

General Discussion
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April is on the horizon, and with it, a very serious and very real internal beta test from Blizzard. With that said, let’s come up with some funny ideas for patch notes this year.

Cassidy

Peacekeeper

  • Critical hits now reduce the cooldown of Combat Roll by 3 seconds.
  • Developer Notes: These changes aim to improve Cassidy’s ability to imitate a tumbleweed. He saw it in a spaghetti western movie.
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I’ll buy a battle pass if they let Lucio elim enemies by beating on their head again

I’ll buy 2

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Holding out hope s9 has been playing the long game as a joke and on Apr2 they just revert it all