I’m 36 and usually pretty well medicated, here’s some answers:
-do you feel at a disadvantage when you play with/against 16 year olds who seem to have perfect reflexes and snap accuracy?
Not particularly, I do well enough for my rank I think. If I’m feeling ‘slow’ and tired, I’ll stick to Tanks or Support that don’t need me to be fast.
-did you give up hopes and dreams of being a god tracer/genji/widow because one day, like me, you realized you just aren’t gonna be as good as a twenty year old?
I gave up on those long before OW was a thing.
-what’s your highest rank?
2475, kicked around there for a couple of seasons, then just before Christmas everything went a bit awry and I’ve struggled to get back since.
-who’s your favorite hero and why? (Mine is genji because when I’m on I am ON- and…”I was hoping for a challenge!”)
Widowmaker. Not only am I one of those AWP people from Counter Strike, I just love her story, aesthetic, accent, and character in general. She’s just a perfect storm of awesome. I play D.Va more though as I find her a bit more accommodating for my health issues.
Special mentions for Sombra as well, she’s close to Widowmaker in cool stakes and fun to play. Also Orisa, because I feel like I’m pretty good with her, and she’s so adorable.
Is consistency a problem?
Can be first couple of matches but once I warm up its okay. If I’m not feeling it I’m not feeling it.
-do you play better after a few beers? I do…
Can’t drink, and when I have the answer has been a resounding ‘NO’. Coffee on the other hand is always good.
-do you like me, struggle with taking comp really seriously, but then see an owl game and be like “lol I should just calm down”
No, I mean, I play Comp because I want to win, I want to play the game how it’s meant to be played. It bugs me when others don’t seem to want to do that, especially since there are so many game modes where not doing that is the objective.
-do you wish you could be a god dps but excel at tank?
What? I AM a deity of DPS, and Tanking, and indeed Healing. 
-what are your STRONG traits
Awareness for sure, general game knowledge, who to counter to who and how.
-what are your WEAK traits
Reflexes I guess.