Because it’s the same thing, and said by others than you in both far elegant/crude manner which all comes down to the same thing.
There isn’t any handicapping, and at most, the matchmaking is doing its best to ensure matches are often at 50/50. Nor are there any of the force wins and force loss.
A force win/loss would mean that in the case even if you win/lose, the system will go ‘No, the number says you lose/win so you’ll LOSE/WIN PERIOD’ regardless of the actual results of whether you actually winning/losing the match. (I.E, you win the match but force loss means it’ll say it’s defeat, completely overwriting your results regardless of your actual result.).
You can get terrible teammates, and terrible synergy (Vice Versa), also smurfs and such in the current system. It’s not perfect, as it is something the matchmaking can’t account for, nor can it really solve the problem (Even other bigger, better and more experienced companies struggle to solve this issue.). Mitigate, yes, but it still exist.
However, the system put in place always try to ensure that players get an even match as much as possible. Which is shown as eventually, WR always come down to 50% since you climb as good as you can, then when you lose or face people of equal skill, it stabilize until you improve or drop. Once drop, you either maintain or climb again until you’re back to your skill range until you hit a peak before the cycle continue again.
Way I see it, you’re not asking for a fair and square matchmaking system, you’re looking for an actual rigged system that gives you more wins than losses.
Am I bias? Yes, absolutely, a side effect from hanging in the forums perhaps but I’ll flat out admit I’m biased because an actual, wild west, no SR/MMR system is far more chaotic than the current system done in place by OW. In which, I can guarantee you that you’ll be screaming to high heavens to fix because of how chaotic it is (Or maybe not, since with how wide the difference is, you might actually be noob stomping all the time.).
Also, if you feel that strongly. Join blizz and go give your hand in trying out to actually fix this thing. What better way to fix something than being behind the scenes and part of it. You could do your analysis, objections and search for justice while getting paid for it. Unless you want to add in the spiel of how terrible it is to work for blizz (Which TBF, makes sense, won’t say it’s not terrible.) or the system.
Maybe you could actually put those 5 years to good use instead of just spamming and cluttering this forum.
(Also, trying to correct my usage of english? Get off your damn high horse already.)