Yeah but it’s like greenland nuking iceland to prevent iceland from invading them
Dont underestimate Hulk, he may be slower and dumber but remember that his control over the Cloud allows him to attack from different platforms. And thanks to Cloud Save there can be multiple Hulks at the same time that wont stop coming.
As long as he doesnt run out of subscriptions he is almost unkillable, he is very very strong plotwise.
But Alexa has power over the physical Networks, so maybe he could track down Hulk to the physical server and strike there, or just find his Gmail and block it to straight up block Hulk’s connection to the Cloud.
Its a very hard scenario to write, I think it would be the first one to strike would win.
Hulk’s not bad, but Hulk is a bug on Alexa’s windshield
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That would be a mistake. We all know the greatest threat to world peace is coming from Svalbard.
if u had to choose watermelon or strawberries?
Niel Patrick Harris. I want to find out why he doesn’t age.
Skin grafts and liposcution
I kinda wanna get carried away with the original post just for the skits and giggles. 
Real-life 1v1 is kinda hard to say without any measures of physical prowess. I haven’t been in any fights since high school, but for what it’s worth, I play Spin Eternally on expert+ in Beat Saber because it’s fun and linear, and a past of anger issues has ol’ righty either so damaged or so trained that it only hurts my shoulder if I punch a brick wall - and it does need to be quite a punch to do that. A decade and some change ago, I beat a double-layered steel server case into submission. Righty is still misshapen from that. 
Came out on top, though.
Generally speaking, I definitely have above-average response time and hand-eye coordination (though I know how low average is ). I’ve never practiced any martial arts or wrestling or such, though. 
Otherwise, my biggest flaw in a fight would probably be stamina. I don’t really do aerobics very often. Anaerobics at least weekly.
An overwatch 1v1? I’m sure that one would vary. It goes without saying that I’d come out on top in a Reinhardt 1v1. Since some pretty heavy practice in 2017, I haven’t lost a single Reinhardt 1v1 where teammates were uninvolved and HP was full on both parts. Not even drunk. Really not worried about any non-mirror match-ups, either, unless we’re talking junkrat. Pharah might be tricky, too.
Considering that hulk has confidence in playing online games via cloud hardware, I’m completely confident I’d win in widowmaker v. widowmaker, and I hardly ever snipe in any online games.
I know what to do as D.Va, but I have no idea how to do it, so I’d probably lose that match-up.
Cloud gaming 1v1 kinda also depends on the game of choice, but I’m very confident in my response time. Not to boast, but in any and all games I ever play, I like to make up for poor strategy with sheer pressure.
There’s another game I used to play (way super garbage nowadays; makes overwatch today look dandy) where you could emphasize different stat types to suit your preferences, and for the most part, it all balanced out quite nicely. I played a juggernaut character’s speed-focused advancement class and dumped stats into attack animation speed, managed to reach +111% (which means I was putting out hits about twice as fast as any other juggernaut speedster; think Genji under the effects of Kiriko’s ultimate at all times). I also made it a point to avoid dealing any combos. Catch-and-release forced me to improve my pre-combo game, and at the end of the day, combos are merely damage, and if you can crush the opposition without trying to deal damage, it’s atrociously unfair when you do decide to make it hurt.
Playing a title on the cloud will involve considerable delays on both parties, but between good reflex and abrupt decision-making (which is a LOT easier in 1v1, where I pour my focus in any game, anyway), he’s gonna have to be extreeeeeeeeeeeeemely good at planning if he wants to hold a candle, because it would definitely not be a fight fight.
Alexa you play local I will play on the cloud and if I emerge the victor in the Reinhart 1v1 you WILL have to admit the power (and superiority) of the cloud!
If that happens, I absolutely will. You have my word! 
Thanks for the free win. 
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Are you so confident?!
I have a trump card up my sleeve!
I’ll activate my one day GFN Ultimate trial!
That will give me 4K 120 FPS streaming and low latency!
How confident are you still?!
Heh!
This is going to be a piece of cake for me!
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I mean, I love a good trash talk throwdown, but 120 Hz in 4K? What is this? 2015?
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Heh… do you want me to kick it up a notch up to 240 FPS ultra low latency with reflex mode enabled?!
I don’t want to make this too easy for me I still want to have at least a little bit of a challenge!
Heh heh!
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Heyyyy, you’re catching up. Lose the cloud, though.
Out of curiosity, do you happen to know how to counter-pin after being pinned?
To be clear, I don’t mean panic charging.
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i know i’ve pointed this out in the past but can we take a second to appreciate hulk’s emoji usage?
it has changed the way i type forever
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Heh… you mean the thing that Cloudy “came up” with?
I taught him that!
Yes… It was I the great HULK who invented the technique!
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I don’t know who that is. 
I generally figure things out on my own. 
Oh and the battle will be published on my YouTube channel!
Win or lose either way!
HULK has no fear!
If you want a quick laugh put your user name as written into google translate and see what comes out.
Sounds like there’s a third lesson to teach!