Alert: perk police have arrived

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The new PERK update just dropped, and with it, a brandnew, completely unofficial role, THE PERK POLICE :man_police_officer::mag:

These self-appointed enforcers are here to:
:white_check_mark: Report you for NOT picking perks. (“Sir, I see you’re playing raw. Step out of the payload-REPURTED!!!”)
:white_check_mark: Pull you over for switching heroes. (“I clocked you at 90% ult charge and 1 perk before you swapped. That’s a PERK VIOLATION-REPURTED!!!”)
:white_check_mark: Judge your perk choices. (“Bastion, you really chose Armored Artillery over Smartbomb??? Beep, Boop, Boop…That’s a CRIMINAL OFFENSE-REPURTED!!!”)

    You're THROWING!!! REPURTED!!! REPURTED!!! REPURTED!!!

And don’t even think about arguing, because they’ve got body cams (a.k.a. Replay Codes).

Stay safe out there, heroes. The Perk Police are watching. :eyes::gun: #PerkPolice

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It will take a few weeks for everyone until people get the hang of it.

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That’s what happens when a producer volunteers their entire playerbase to test a new feature for free. Cheap moves have poor consequences.

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Just remember kids, there are no good cops. #ACAB

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Anyone pulls that crap on me I’ll report them for false reporting.

It’s a game, not life and death. Bunch of morons