We know you’re busy slinging cosmic Hadokens and turning Reinhardt into a fighter jet in Stadium mode, but hear us out for a sec. Your card-themed sprays (especially those slick clovers) are straight-up fire, and we’re dying for some new ones for Overwatch 2’s fresh faces like Sojourn, Junker Queen, and that sneaky “Fox Girl”! Picture a clover with Junker Queen’s swagger or Kiriko’s cyber-ninja vibe—our loot boxes would explode with joy!
We’re obsessed with your epic sprays (shoutout to those April Fools doodles, we cackled like Wrecking Ball), but we’re low-key craving some clover love to complete our intergalactic poker deck. Come on, Blizzard, deal us some fresh cards and hook us up with sprays that’ll make us flex harder than a payload clutch!
With love and a few “Silly Goose” emotes,
P.S. Do it, and we’ll send you virtual french wine