Why do y’all hate your mech so much? What did it do to you? Is there something we should know? Mercy, and weaver, and baptiste, and ana are just pouring there hearts into you there dedicating themselves to this one moment to keep you in mech, so why? Why do you hate it so?
Every cell in your body is telling you to fly forward into the enemy teams backline, every hair on your head is saying I must get out of mech! I don’t need this thing! I don’t need it!
Im sorry please forgive me but there isn’t enough cool downs or healing in the world, for us to keep you and your mech united.
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My brother in Christ, my critbox is the size of the moon
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Projectile player here, can confirm…
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I known I know Im being overdramatic 
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I like to destroy D.Va mechs :))
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D.Va to Zarya “Why is it spicy? 
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Lifeweaver looks tasty. I want to give him a kiss.
A double-barrel twelve-gauge fusion cannon kiss.
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Healing a D.Va is a fulltime job. Look away for one second, and the mech is sparking and sputtering.
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I’m a former D.Va main so I can’t really talk, but going back in with 250 HP with a Lifeweaver and Mercy (two ~55HPS heroes) healing you is wild but also pretty common lol
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Every time I see a D.Va standing on the ground wasting the entire DM right in the open, and then getting immediately melted over and over, I quietly wonder why they’re even playing D.Va 
When I play D.Va, I live on the high grounds, and I survive and thrive. The difference in results compared to a lot of those random D.Vas is ridiculous
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Amen! Giant crit box combined with only being able to do damage within 3 inches of the target. I swear that D.Va does negative damage if you stand at a “safe” distance.
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The mech is ugly and defeats the purpose of playing a cute Waifu.
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Because that Zen in the enemy backline is a couple meters out of position and I think I can dive him, get the kill and make it back safely. I know it hasn’t worked the last 300 times but maybe…just maybe…this is the time…
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Sometimes it just happens, those im a tank moments… but my metal rank friends will actually tell you they do more damage as baby diva as if its the better option. Now why they also dive the backline with crit health as winston is another story, and anybodys guess.
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This! I wish baby D.Va was a viable playstyle.
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Her mech hitbox is not only massive, but its also in the center of her hitbox making it much easier to hit since that is where most people seem to be able to hit.
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OP forgets Zarya, Sym, Mei and Moira exist to ruin every D.va’s day.
I think he’s referring to the dva’s who charge into the enemy while only recovering back up to 55% hp.
Y’know the one’s that look like their doing the peepee dance waiting to dive back into the enemy team?
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I had a Dva who somehow managed to almost throw a 5v4 when the enemy had a leaver. We could have easily full held but our Dva kept overextending and getting demeched, the enemy team almost got payload to second.