Couldn’t think of any other way to celebrate this milestone, so as per Aurelio’s suggestion, I guess I’ll just do an AMA.
So, feel free to ask me whatever you’d like, about Overwatch, about the forums… or about something else entirely, I guess 
Thanks for stopping by. I’ll be sure to make my next thousand posts even worse than the last :p
Have a lovely rest of your day y’all 
What is your opinion on the 67?
was it worth it //2short
Pfft amateur. Come back when you have more posts 
Congrats! 
If you could give past self at 1,000 posts advice, what would you say? 
Do you post on other forums? If so, whats your post count(s) there? 
Pfft amateur. Come back when you have more posts
/waits for greyfalcon to show
Ah. I see you know your forum judo well.
“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Or ThiccBuddha… he’s got quite a few also. The man, the myth, the legend…
How many fingers am I holding up?
The meme (or I guess “anti-meme”?) itself?
It’s whatever. Every generation has their own in-jokes, meta-humor, memes, and whatnot. I don’t have to ‘get it’ in the same way my grandparents don’t have to ‘get it’ when I say “lmao” or something.
The Soldier emote?
Honestly, I’ve found it kinda funny how much it tilts some people. One of my friends was using it after every kill, and managed to make a few people leave the match entirely because of it :p
I don’t know. I hope so.
Okay 
Probably something like: “Stop worrying about grammar and correct spelling so much. No one actually cares that much.” (I’ve still not really internalized that lesson, though ._.)
Nope. I’m not on any other forums or social media sites, except for YouTube, if that even counts, and I very rarely just post some random game clips there.
I’d ask whether you mean the African or European swallow, but either way, I wouldn’t actually know the answer.
This feels like a question that would be asked at the beginning of a 40 minute Vsauce video. 42, final answer.
Why are over half of your posts just a recipe for green bean casserole?
Your middle finger. I know you too well, Sassay. Little edgelord.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Show your math.
What are your thoughts on quantum suicide?
Cause y’all would never make it if I didn’t pester you about it 
Who’s to say a woodchuck can’t chuck wood? Perhaps they can, and simply choose not to, for they have no inherent need to chuck wood. And who’s to say how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, besides the wood-chucking woodchuck itself? We don’t know the wood-chucking woodchuck’s inner thoughts and desires, nor could we.
I tried reading the wikipedia page for it, but I my brain ain’t wrinkly enough to understand it, so I don’t think I can form an opinion on it.
Incorrect. The correct answer is 162 board feet/hour.
Incorrect. It’s 2 middle fingers.
…Dammit…
Who are your favorite posters?
Why is there something, rather than nothing?
