ah! such queens.
though after multiple returns to this thread I’m starting to think probius would be a fun roommate
As far as I can remember she is the only banshee that was able to find their original body. Banshees can possess anyone, but apparently taking possession of the original body gives them a serious power boost. So she is basically playing puppet master with her own body…which she takes care of significantly better than a lot of people take of their own living bodies on Azeroth and in real life.
Meh, actually it was pointed out in one of the mobs in Diablo 3 that siding with demons always ends badly. The Prime Evils (Diablo, Baal, Mephisto) view the Nephalem as troops to spank the angels with…after they corrupt the snot out of them. The Lesser Evils which consist of Azomodan, Duriel, Andariel, and Belial just want to wipe them out.
Siding with demons is like taking a really hard naughty substance. Yeah, you get a high so to speak, but it ends badly and is only a short term benefit.
To be fair, Sylvanas in lore is not someone to screw with. Prior to kicking off she was vicious with short swords, deadly with a bow, and being an elf she can see and hear you long before you can her. Not to mention that elven agility and speed. Then add in the power spike from being the only banshee to possess their original body and you have someone that you really do not want to cheese off. Just being around her is not pleasant, as she gives off an aura that drops the temperature by a noticeable margin, her indoor voice can make you wince, and making eye contact is extremely difficult. Garrosh is one of the few that could, and he regretted doing so.
Originally, she was actually hidious to look at, but that did not last long before we got the Sylvanas that we know.
Even before getting resurrected Sylvanas’ moral compass was busted, but that is not too dissimilar to a lot of military leaders in real life history.
Forsaken society is about as unethical as you can get with a lot of backstabbing going on. If you are not throwing someone under the bus someone is about to grab you by the back of the neck to yeet you under the tire.
If you are part of the Forsaken and you are not committing some type of crime the other Forsaken will make sure you are either participating or on the receiving end of a crime.
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Am I the only one who would love to have Abathur as a roommate?
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I put down that I wanted Abathur as a roommate, but Troubled (fairly) pointed out Abathur might eat my toe or some other body parts.
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Having a magic user for a roommate would interest me greatly, especially if its teachable. Chromie specifically would be incredible, I can’t sleep in if I’m trapped in a time loop for two extra hours! (right?)
No Valeera please. Professional thief = kleptomaniac.
How has this thread made it this far without mentioning Muradin?
That guy is just plain fun.
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Two words: Collateral damage.
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Would have good booze and food on hand at all times. As well as someone willing to teach you how to throw hands.
Throw hammers*
Also, do you have dwarf toss repair money? I know I don’t have dwarf toss repair money.
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But never toss a dwarf. It is fine when he tosses himself, but tossing a dwarf when you are not one can lead to a disaster.
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It’s not fine if you’re still in the room. Dwarf needs some privacy 
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best roommates
Jaina: The Jaina in HOTS is the nice one from beforeGarrosh’s non sense so she’ll be just studying and the like, also probably has elementals and magic doing most of the housework for both of us if the average mage tower is to be believed.
worst: I mean I’m gonna avoid the obvious cop out of all the villains that would keep me on the brink of Death and just say Li-ming because that’s the kind of hollier then thou non sense that would drive me and my unabmivtious behind up the wall.
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