[April Fools] PTR Patch Notes April 1, 2019 🐲

[DrLoganUa-2325]

You gave me hope, you gave me happiness. And they died.

Thank you!

[rcw-2543]

Quite the effort, those notes really look authentic.

@DrLoganUa-2325

Wait, this is not true.
No Tassadar’s rework?!

I fear even without April 1 the next patch will be a release, so it will be two patches at minimum.

[SamiSha-21964]

@DrLoganUa-2325

Wait a minute…
What the…?

There he goes up and then down he goes.

[SamiSha-21964]

@rcw-2543

Quite the effort, those notes really look authentic.

Thanks a lot.

I actually was gonna make a generic “I’m quitting hots” thread but it would have been boring and quick and take zero effort.

It’s really good that this year’s April First came on a monday just so I can take an advantage of it being a PTR Patch note.

[Tazrizen-1464]

Granted, this blows my april fools kittens out of the water, but there’s no chen buff, so it’s not a good enough april fools joke.

[SamiSha-21964]

@Tazrizen-1464

but there’s no chen buff, so it’s not a good enough april fools joke.

@SamiSha-21964

Chen can become drunk again on acceptable levels.

@SamiSha-21964

Dehaka can no longer pull the core.

[Tazrizen-1464]

Ok, fair enough.

[SamiSha-21964]

@Tazrizen-1464

Ok, fair enough.

Works everytime.

[WereElf-2100]

Honestly, the title made it obvious “PTR Patch Notes April 1, 2019”…

[SamiSha-21964]

I was really unoriginal for a name so I just went with the date.

[Kith-11735]

It’s obvious you put a lot of effort into this. Proud of you!

[DrLoganUa-2325]

I know SamiSha loves to make me angry and abuse me, but doing such thing for that…

He really hates me!

[SamiSha-21964]

@SamiSha-21964

Khala’s Light (Q)

• Armor reduced from 20 to 15.

@SamiSha-21964

Khala’s Embrace (Q)

• Life Steel increased from 75% to 85%.

[DrLoganUa-2325]

Me irl:

[StrikerJolt-1840]

@SamiSha-21964

Developer Comment: In an effort to reduce the frustration of playing against Valeera, we’re reducing her burst damage potential. Her Sinister Strike build especially has proven to be formidable at bursting down targets with very little counterplay, so we’re hoping to tone it down with this change.

This doesn’t even sound like a April fools joke and that’s sad.

[WereElf-2100]

You kind a forgot to add “We are adding new sprays from the Diablo universe!”, btw

[SamiSha-21964]

Maybe next year unless we get some sprays.

I really can’t edit the content again or else it ruins the April Fools vibe out of it.

Also that Edit was basically me adjusting some formatting because I forgot to align some stuff in the center, the preview we have is really hard to get anything out of it tbh.

[WereElf-2100]

Imagine that, 3 years without any additional Diablo sprays since 2.0 xD

[Gnarilex-1503]

And new banners. So little sanctuary representation…

[DrSuperGood-1327]

I am pretty sure the developers call it “shuffle pick” and not “ARAM”.