Let me tell you something

This hyper aggro bull is what is making people leave no class should wiff a full board turn 2 and be in killing range turn 3 this need to win and analize every card for maximum damage without checks and balances because you guys whine when games go on more than 5 mins renathal was fine at 40 life it was the deveolpers mistake when it was abused by new class cards they refuse to put in work balancing the gd game honestly idk why they still collect a paycheck. Not including the bot problem

Shudderwock issues??

You don’t know what they are talking about either?

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They’re saying there’s too much hyper aggro ending the game on turn 3.

Which… doesn’t reflect my current experience with the game.

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And, like you, I have no idea what they’re talking about. I haven’t been killed on turn three in standard recently much less commonly.

OP obviously isn’t talking about Standard. Although I do find it a little presumptuous that people just create new rant threads assuming everyone plays Wild like they do.

I haven’t read a single word in this thread but glanced at the last post and was drawn in by the word, “presumptuous.” Say it again but wink at me while you do…

Ignore the glaring inconsistency of what I wrote otherwise you will be … presumptuous

:wink:

Bro I wasn’t talking about you at all

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I know! I didn’t mean to imply that at all actually. 5 beers deep. It was a funny post in my head. 6st beer incoming

I actually just had a psychologist appointment and the pre-appointment questionnaire asked me if I had, at any time since the last visit, had “five (5)” or more alcoholic beverages in one sitting. A pair of 32s is 4 servings, so I happily checked no, not once. But I just want you to know that the VA healthcare system officially disapproves of your excess.

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Firstly, I would have never guessed you are a vet. That wasn’t expected at all.

D, I drink heavily all the time and don’t care. I mean, I added it up and am over $300 a week on booze. Every single week. LOL! I function pretty much normally. The best part is that the work I am in, no one expects any different. I have never missed a single day of work, never missed a deadline and never no-showed for the start of a contract or meeting.

Am I perfectly healthy? Naw. My weight has ballooned these last few years. My testosterone definitely ain’t what it used to be and slamming motrin like candy is a part of life.

But I love every minute of it, srs. No regrets. Couldn’t be happier.

F, a pair of 32’s is five drinks. Took me a minute but my drinking math aint that bad!

I can feel the cope dripping off those words from here.

It’s okay though. We’re all messed up. We all have regrets.

I respectfully disagree. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it, because I’m not checking yes on those stupid questionnaires.

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I’m not a vet but got my own issues after becoming an EMT. I know it’s bad but alcohol helps me cope when my anxiety starts to get to me. Alcohol plus this game is a really dangerous combo at times haha. Speaking of… Time for some twisted teas.

Alcohol is the most dangerous drug out there because it’s legal. Destroys lives, finances, families, reputations. It makes you fat, lowers your iq, causes depression, worsens anxiety, causes cancer, hypertension, the list goes on.
I’m glad I put the drink down years ago because the result would have been death (prison and mental health establishments already done)

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