If you could have dinner with one card, which would it be?

Gral the Shark. I want him to teach me how to gain the stats of whatever I eat.

Or Witch’s cauldron. In the gold version, whatever’s in there looks oddly delicious.

Or ice cream peddler. I know in lore theyre supposed to be chunks of frozen stew, but they look good.

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Ragnaros. I ve never tried barbecue on elemental fire.

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The tabby cat and alley cat so cute haha

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You would actually EAT cute kitty? YOU MONSTER!!!

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Just say FLJ.

She has no “nerfs”.

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Toki. She’s really cute, ya’know <3

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Elysiana, I like listening to long stories

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Easy. I’d have dinner with the Hungry Ettin. You know at the very least he’s going to stay long enough to finish the meal.

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Khadgar, because he is a cool mage and maybe I could convince him to teach me some magic :3

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Chef Nomi.

I’m a terrible cook so it would nice to have someone worse than me actually appreciating my burnt food.

Summoning Portal!

It makes for a lovely T.V.
The amount of times I whipped up a portal in WoW an did the /sit emote in front of it left a lot of angry people. Who thought my existence in a group was just to auto summon folks. Sit down for the food buff an free entertainment Ahhhh the good ol days.

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Young Medivh. Endless food portals.

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Mighty Millhouse Manastorm. Dinner and spells are free!

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Sylvanas Windrunner of course. She can take control of me any time! (Though preferably before she dies…)

(ahem) Just don’t tell my wife :wink:

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Maybe Inkmaster Solia. I like artsy, magical, evil, elven, she’s pretty much got it all going on.

Refreshment Vendor.

I need to see for myself what the hype is over the funnel cakes.

Plus, he seems like a good guy.

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Leeroy Jenkins, because if the cook is bad at least he’s got chicken

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Master Chest.

It’s cheap because it can’t eat, and gives me a fantastic treasure to boot!

Leeroy! I’d love to meet that guy and talk with him in real life, especially over some good food!

With Chef Nomi? or by Chef Nomi? Would be a big difference, lol.

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