Guess who's back (back again)

Not all human behavior is rational behavior. :wink:

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Welcome back! Let’s make the robot write a song for you.

“Guess Who’s Back in Hearthstone”

(To the tune of “Without Me” by Eminem)

Chorus
Guess who’s back, back again
Rexxar’s back, with his friends
Tell a gnome, tell a Worgen
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
Da-da-da!

Verse 1
I created a monster, ‘cause it’s Hearthstone we play
With wands and a big ol’ Deathwing, burnin’ up the whole dang board away
Started with a Murloc—then a Pirate came through
And before I knew, a Blood Knight too—yeah, I’m doomed!

Jaina’s freezin’ up my cards, this mage is too rough
I got a deck full of secrets, man, it’s never enough!
So come on, let’s play, get back in the game
Hit “End Turn” quick, and hope I’m not slain!

Pre-Chorus
Now the minions keep risin’ and tauntin’ me,
With a Deathrattle here and RNG,
Got a Legendary pull, feelin’ OP!
And if you thought I’d lose, just wait and see!

Chorus
Guess who’s back, back again
Thrall’s back, here to bend
Earth and air, fire and sand
Guess who’s back, it’s the Shaman man!

Verse 2
Every round I’m like, “Here we go again”
Shuffling my cards, praying for a win
Priest’s gonna heal, yeah, Rogue’s got blades,
But my Druid’s got roots and a jungle parade!

I got legendaries in line, secrets I hide
Board control magic with Ragnaros pride
And you think you’re winning with that Hunter’s face?
Wait till Leeroy flies in like “TIME’S UP!” for the ace!

Bridge
This Hearthstone biz, man, it gets intense
One wrong move and it’s back to the fence
But who’s the king? Is it me, or you?
Well, you better believe I got Reno, too!

Final Chorus
Guess who’s back, back again
Sylvanas back, with a grin
Play your cards, it’s time to fend
Guess who’s back in the tavern again!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

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That’s fantastic art, right there! :heart_eyes_cat:

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Well, love, for example, isn’t rational; however, if you date someone you love — that’s understandable, but if you don’t love that person, yet date him or her anyway, then the question is: why? :man_shrugging:

Love is a survival mechanism. It may not seem rational, but it’s necessary. Albeit, yes, we make poor choices all of the time in romance.

Nope, not really, if you mean the survival of a population.

Besided, this doesn’t really relate to my specific example above.

Speak for yourself, my good fellow, wouldn’t you? :grinning:

PS I’ve been thinking whether I should change my battletag to SnarkyElf. Contemplated even asking the forum about it, but decided not to bother. Even if they care about it, do I care what they think? :grinning: I dunno. Anyway, in light of my response above, I might as well raise the question here. :rofl:

Who are they? I wouldn’t care. Change your name if you’d like. Your snarkiness is on point.

Frog says hi. Frog hop away. hops away

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