You have a higher chance of finding an unlooted Walmart in Chicago than Shako

[Breadfriend-11366]

Lol, let that sink in.

[Darklite-2197]

I really wish this forum had a I could click instead of a , because I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I like this post, but it did get a little chuckle out of me.

[HEXENHAMMER-21940]

lmao, we wuz kangz 13/50

[Mystix-1551]

https://www.reddit.com/r/diablo4/comments/14jr465/youre_vastly_more_likely_to_die_falling_out_of/

“You are vastly more likely to die falling out of bed than to get a Shako.”

[Lucasa-1187]

@Mystix-1551

“You are vastly more likely to die falling out of bed than to get a Shako.”

Which is the most common of the “ultra-rare” uniques lol…

[Silverhearte-11658]

Savage… but technically correct.

[Alte-11383]

Higher chance of getting molested in a church or finding a pedo on the judge’s panel in a Florida child beauty-pageant

[Argos-1307]

@Alte-11383

Higher chance of getting molested in a church or finding a pedo on the judge’s panel in a Florida child beauty-pageant

Both of these sadly, are pretty common.

[Nashi-1337]

@Breadfriend-11366

Lol, let that sink in.

Well, Shako’s have been found and there is no unlooted walmarts so…