Why I fired Subo

For some odd reason people like to keep him around for his mercenary work. I tried to cooperate with him and see something good but then he would open his mouth and say some random creeper thing like you’d hear weirdo guys say at a bar or party. Random line of finding things that cannot be found, ugh ok Liam Neeson, you and your very special skill set…

I very much prefer Varyana’s insanity and poor choice of meat type for dinner and, come to think of it, I even prefer little Aldkin and his insecurities over Subo Mr. Drunken Archer Creeper. Btw Raheir is awesome reinforcement.

Now if only blizzard will undo whatever that “stability fix” did that disconnects me every two hours or so life would be peachy

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Subo has filed a complaint with the mercenary union. You will be hearing from his lawyer.

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Hes is BiS for evade build as u move so fast knowing where enemies are is a big help.

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Subo is indispensable
Rahier groups up packs and. Moves them left and right which annoy me sometimes.
I would rather fire the director

Unless your in undercity subo is bad there cause he replaces the goblin symbol on the map with a regular enemy dot

Varyana is the way to go. She may cook you up something questionable, but there’s no doubt she’s got your back and won’t hack you to bits in your sleep. I sleep with one eye open with Subo around.

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Let me paint a perfect picture of Subo.
You are about to log onto your character… all excited to play and kick some demonic tushy.
You pick your toon and wait for it to load…

Then as you load in the first thing you hear is Subo say “I don’t like people…. Sigh” and all that excitement just gets blown away by a breeze as you remember you have to listen to the biggest man baby of the year.

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Monster radar that is legal and not a hack and you fired him? silly man!!!

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yes Rahier on a firebolt Sorc is maddening. He keeps knocking them out of my firewall.

Then I say “I agree for the most part”. Then we kill things.

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Lol, fair enough.

20 Sobus

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Is this the comedy section? - because some replies are very funny. :slight_smile:

Use Subo to farm as all the monsters show on the mini-map and replace where you need to concentrate. It’s pretty quick to do it that way.

Get a poison elixir from the Alchemist, feed Subo to permanently mute him.

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Why cant i have a sexy maid waifu as my companion?

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Subo is my parter in PvP.

For the longest time I was using the Devil Kid as the main hire and Varyana as my reinforcement. I liked the tidal waves of fire he had going. Now I use Raheir as main for the armor bump.

Subo is great! He doesn’t like people, I don’t like people. He shows me where people are, and never complains when I kill them. He even helps sometimes!

Seriously, I wish you could equip his enemy tracking as his reserve skill. It’s so useful that I haven’t even considered any other mercs.

what mercenary? my pet dog do more damage than mercenaries…
check mercs in D2, they can beat alone the game

Before i tried Subo i thought the mercs were underwhelming at best. Subo single handedly saved VoH imo

It’s the only thing he’s good for (and it’s very helpful). I’m certainly not getting any help from the Opening Fire buff; I see him launch his volley of Cover Fire arrows after the boss is dead and I’m already looting.

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