Top 10 Joke Patch Notes FEB 2024 😝

This one is my personal fav. Thanks for some positivity folks. I thought it would do better. Have to keep honing and make March a great one!

These are good fixes

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Don’t you have better stuff to do in your day than post stuff like this?

Lord…

I like it! I thought it was very funny and we need levity in these trying patches, I mean times.

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Not when Im killing slow time at workie!

Lighten up u mini ogres that are bah humbug on mah top 10 jokies.

You probably forgot about Diablo IV being turned into a pinata with all the gold rains/explosions.

Read a full article.

80% are fixing various and diverse bugs.

There are very few updates on the game content

As of today:
12: Fixed an issue where many PC players were able to log into the game.

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You must be new to this guys material. He is never funny.

The only joke here the cash shop prices and that the game won’t be fully cooked and bug free until it gets retired

My posts are not complete until I piss off Bob and he comes here to tell me bouts it!

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I’m curious, if you think OP should have something better to do what does that say about you?

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I mean you read the thread title, clicked it AND responded.

:rofl:

/facepalm

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This is good material. Can I conference you in for March edition? :pray:

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Shucks, certainly. I try.

Its good. Me like :heart:. Gimme one more!

13: Fixed an issue where season two sacred unique items were dropping from bosses in world tier IV. You should now only see new season 3 unique items dropping as sacred in world tier IV.

14: Due to player feedback, we have increased backtracking in dungeons, added trap rooms and enjoy the new hallway in Gatehell.

I wasn’t feeling as creative at the moment so I gave you two in hopes they would equal at least one GOOD one.

These add up to :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:. Sowwie!