Just read it and be Amoosed. Even the Moosiah approves. 
1] “I know Kung-Moo.” “Show me!” - Cleo and Moopheus from The Mootrix.
2] 2 Heifers / 1 Pale - The Lost Book of Unfathomable Sins Volume 21
3] “You get no milk. You lose! Good Day Sir!” - Willy Milka
4] “Dont graze me bro!” - Andrew “Faceplant” Mooyer
5] “I can haz Nephalim-burger?” - Chaotica, Diablo’s Cat (How did a cat sneak in my cow list?!)
6] “…some cows aren’t looking for anything logical, like grass. They can’t be milked, bullied, tenderized, or fooled with. Some cows just want to watch the world eaten.” - Califred
7] “Four score and seven years ago we started searching for the D4 cow level.” - Honest Abe Lincowlin
8] “I’m blue, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba moo, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
I’m blue, da ba dee da ba da Da ba dee da ba moo, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di moo moo” - Big Bertha Bessie, The 65th Blue Cow
9] “The claims of my untimely death are udderly rediculous.” - Marcow Twain
10] “All your pastures are belong to us.” - The Cowllective
Too funny or too stupid?
Start a comedy channel or dont quit your day job?
So much fun or so much dumb?
Chime in. Lets keep it mooooovin!
