The new Diablo cookbook

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What you guys not have stoves??

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Bruh!

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Would be the best advertisement for a mobile carrier.

T-Mobile: Do you guys not have phones? We got all brands in stock and on sale today!

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Do you guys not have ovens?

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Very diablo-like
/20 chars

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The D4 team is COOKING this season :fire:

You know what I love about that pic?

Not only is that one of the greatest **** eating grins I have ever seen, but the Mr. Burns fingers just puts it over the top. He should charge T-Mobil or whoever millions because he is internet famous.

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Guessing there’s a lot of braising going on. Demons are tough

DoeS the food in the book get only half cooked Like the Game?

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:rofl:

Not gonna lie, that was a good one. +1 for you.

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Blizzard design team recipe for pit maps

Mix
3 kilos of dead ends
3 useless pylons
6 map archetypes no one likes
200 monsters at fixed spots. Oops, take 30 out so you can backtrack
1 boss with way too many hit points

Bake until you hit 150

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They put more effort into that cookbook and the promoting of it then they did all of S6 and S7 combined. Kind of shows where the priorities are. The memes write themselves.

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So this is what desperation tastes like…

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Yup - Also includes ALOT of bugs… Undercooked so still crawling around.
Some claim this to be abit overpowered and unbalanced - but wouldn’t be Diablo-like without it :smiley:

Will probably be fixed in the next book for 39.99

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Cookbook today, washing powder tommorrow…you guys not have washing machines???

Martha Stewart is more diablo-like than D4

But Season 7 hasn’t even been released yet, how could you say that with out playing it?

We have seen whats coming in s7 thats how.

Well for you I suppose you don’t have to play it. You can gather the information based upon what they showed and judge for yourself.

Like POE 2, I’m willing to try it at least before casting my judgment upon anything.

Everyone is free to do and think what they want. Im not happy with the game , maybe ill give season7 a shot but in the end we will fight the same bosses and do the same stuff we have done in season 6 which doesnt helps the game at all.