The brainiac who thought to attach incessant barking to the demon dog should be fired. I’m glad this wasn’t a “purchased” cosmetic. But know this, I will never use this stupid dog. So freaking annoying. Growling, snarling, gnashing, gnawing…any of those would have been 1000% better.
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One day a person on this forum will complain about too less p**p on the “streets” of Cerrigar. Not realistic enough for a medieval fantasy setting.
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Most cosmetic stuff in this game are trash. They made everything for the edgelords…all skulls and gore…and half decomposed animals.
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You know you can turn the sound off on these things?
And don’t get me started on the mercenaries, loud as hell. And that blacksmith in Cerrigar? She’s got more attitude than my stash full of junk.
Man I am sorry but Butters itself sounds like a dog name.
Sit Butters Sit. Good dog. Before you yell at me, I am not making fun of you.
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I figured he named himself after the Southpark character.
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I like it - and if u don’t like it, unequip your k9 companion.
Unless you play a female sorcerer.
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I would LOVE to know how to turn the sound off of an individual cosmetic pet. Please enlighten me. (I mean that in a good way)
I have the effects volume @ 15 and the dialogue volume turned right off. I’m using the dog and I never hear a thing. After 9 seasons who needs to hear the npc’s?
I guess I have good hearing because mine is set pretty much the same way and I can still hear that dumb dog bark.
Turn down the master then. There’s nothing we really need to hear in this game. I also have the ambience set at 20
I haven’t played with sound for years. Seems like it was a good choice after reading this.
I agree. I used the goat for about 10 minutes until I got sick of listening to him, then I had to switch.
In some alternate universe… the poor guy who thought the “bark” was cool got fired…
He goes home early and has to break the bad news to his wife about losing his job…
But when he walks in, he finds his best friend and his wife in the bedroom together…
He snaps and grabs the closest object to him which is the family minature poodle and proceeds to beat them with the poodle till they are all unconscious… well, Mr. Fluffums might have expired…
He then turns around and sees little Timmy whimpering in the corner in fear having witnessed the whole brutal episode…
At this point Rick’s (his name is Ricky Bobby) walls of reality come crashing down and he runs out of the house in hysterics…
Never to be heard from or seen again…
I hope you are happy… you monster!
Edit: Boredom is a terrible thing lol.
Nice creative writing! What you failed to write was that Rick, who got fired for adding the bark, was in reality an alien who hates mankind and is here to kill us all off with small subliminal additions of noises that will eventually drive us all mad. Sorry about little Timmy but he wasn’t whimpering because the dog died, he was whimpering because he couldn’t have it for breakfast.
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Are you talking about Professor Chaos?
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Next in the Kyovashad Underground Cinema:
~* The Incest Bar King *~
Actually yes in a round about way. My profoundly wonderful cat (RIP) was named Butters after Professor Chaos in South Park. Because he was true chaos.