So I’m taking out this Necromancer and I was wondering if anyone knew of any nice places in Sanctuary?
I’ve heard that Ghom’s Gourmet is amazing but it literally costs you your soul.
Mind you, she doesn’t eat much either.
Any advice?
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Keep taking your medicine until your doctor tells you to stop.
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LOL
But then I won’t have the pleasant company of all the voices in my head!
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I wana troll you so hard right now…
Ok here we go… when you go on your date you need a snack pack.
At the bottom of the snack pack is a portal surprise.
It goes to the place of no existence.
The 
level is a lie.
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I will play along. Where do you take out the accursed date with a small appetite?
Forbidden City of coarse!
Serves up all your favorite undead treats like Bone Flour Burritos and Lasagone-yah.
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Bahahahaha!
Love it!
I don’t know what possessed me to make this post but I regret nothing.
Edit: So far 37 poor souls have viewed this and cringed lol
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It’s cringe you’re looking for?
Okay. Here goes…
Is she allergic to gluten?
If so I recommend the charming Scosglen bakery but only if you bring a vial of resist curse of unbread.
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Buy her the 50 dollar portal pack. That way she knows you mean business.
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you aren’t funny at all.
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Ouch. My feelings are hurt… 
Humor is subjective btw. But your right, this was pretty cringe lol.
Edit: Damn, the number of poor souls who viewed this and cringed jumped to 114 overnight.
The druid is the guy she told you not to worry about.
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Take her to the mausoleum.
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Lol, nice. We can do grave rubbings!
Date advice? May 14th
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Start out with a late night picnic in a graveyard roughly around 8 or 9 pm. During your picnic you can light some candles and have her regale with stories of famous people she’s reanimated.
Take a stroll through the crypts and mausoleums, listening to her say ‘oh I remember them, I used them as a corpse shield in the fight against Andariel.’
For midnight-lunch you can ask if she’d be willing to reanimate one of the locals to go into town to get some pizza. Should be good for some light entertainment.
Afterward you can have her setup a play using nothing but corpses and golems. Obviously they can’t talk very well, so hopefully it’s a very animated play.
End the early morning with a trip back into town, minions in tow, just to mess with the villagers some more.
Perfect date.
Since she relies on corpses, there’s only 1 way this is going to go.
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This had me laughing a lot!
For the play I imagine Hamlet where a confused “Hamlet” is holding his own skull lol
Indeed a perfect date.
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Sounds like they might need to add more.
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Please sir, may I have some more… meds 
Will her minions be joining you guys? Might get a bit awkward having the audience.
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