I just wanted to chime in and say my wife loves the patch notes to this game called Dead4, she said whew at least now you can help around the house and do all those honey dew items off the list as you will not be playing some game formally known as diablo 4.
Good Job Bliz, you saved my marriage
Tell your wife that nobody asked
bro i laughed out loud - and was thinking the same thing - LMAO
Come now buddy no one believes you have a wife.
Big true I have no desire to play S1
Blizzard made a patch so bad it saved this man’s marriage, one positive
Diablo 4 is happy with your wife as well, it was a good patch indeed, lots of balance changes
I knew the post body was going to be something like this 
you should get a new wife or a divorce if she think these are fine
All this to tell us how terrible of a husband you are. The wife should still bounce.
You better finish that bathroom op
If you prioritize a game over your relationship and things you need to do in life, your marriage is already screwed regardless of what game you currently play.