How to make a Diablo game

  1. Pick any previous game in the franchise.

  2. Remove blood and violence:
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/health-issues-while-playing-diablo-4-beta-fainting-from-seeing-blood-and-violence-no-blood-option

  3. Remove cultists:
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/ethically-who-else-likes-the-game-but-always-skips-cultic-cutscenes

  4. Remove dark tone:
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/game-is-too-dark/

  5. Remove nudity:
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/nudity-was-there-a-behind-the-scenes-culture-war-at-blizz/43874/4

  6. Remove spiders:
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/arachnophi̇a-safe-mod
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/removal-of-spider-in-d4/
    https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d4/t/feature-request-arachnophobia-mode
    Spider phobia mode please!
    Any Chance We'll Get an Arachnaphobia Slider?

  7. Remove animal hunt:
    Could we get a toggle for animal violence, Blizzard?

Remove demons/items/dungeons anyone?

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Meh, spooky game is spooky. Some people just can’t deal.

Remove Salzwer

FTFY.

I don’t even play videogames, I just imagine my own perfect game in my head and imagine playing it all day.
It’s perfect. It’s also free.