Druid, the standup comedian archetype

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I am a long time druid player in WoW. It was always my main and I was so looking forward to play it in D4 as well. But the design for the female druid is just… I don’t want to be looking at Amy Schumer for hundreds of hours.

I am not asking for her to be some supermodel twig but could we just lose like 30% of the fat and give her some muscle in return? Or at least get a muscle version as an option? No need to de-crown mommy barb [which is absolutely perfect] but please, this really is not it. The character should be pleasing to the eye in at least some way. Druid is not beautiful or cute or cool or fear inducing… It’s just sad to look at in an otherwise gorgeous game. And before someone screams “fat erasure”… I am asking for options. A toggle. Maybe even slider… that I can ram as far to the muscle side as I can.

tl;dr - Give my feral shapeshifting warrior woman muscles and restrict her access to KFC. PLEASE.

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Someone feral wouldnt care about the bodytype oppinions of the norms tbh.

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I know. But I am not my character. I am looking at my character. And I’m sad every time my form fades. Entering a town is an equivalent of your hamster dying since you are stuck with Amy there. This post is not about realism in muh fantasy game. It’s just me crying about my personal take on druid design.

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Amy Schumer is a compliment, mine looks like Rosanne Barr. I can’t stand it, she’s going to bust her knee on the first set of stairs.

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