Streamers currently trying to tell people to enjoy game and take time.
Dont get fooled, its about efficiency and selling items fast while they are worth a lot.
Skip campaign and go grind up to T4 as fast as possible. They only want to be world first and distract you from blasting.
They already had EA to practise all DC mechanics.
Eat the rich.
Diablo never was about fun, its about grinding fast good gear and selling for ton of fg or high runes the first 3 days
Going off the title alone I would hope people don’t need this PSA, but given the most recent posts on here, yea I’m not so sure. Don’t be tricked into watching the campaign footage if you’re at all interested in doing it yourself.
As for the rest of your post, which is pure satire, play how you want.
I’m not watching any of it for now (Except for Rob’s build guide)
Trying to stay out of spoilerville.
Well, that’s why you become a streamer. You can’t be a top or popular streamer if you are always late in the news. They wanna be first just like in the news.
I’m not gonna follow a streamer who reports the latest and greatest last year unless I am looking for old stuff from last year.
Uhm…pass the ketchup Grey Poupon please. 
You won’t watch my streams? 
I’m relevant, I swear! I just don’t have 16 hours a day to play the game is all.
Did you have early access?
I watched one NON-D4 streamer’s take on the early acess (Yes this should piss off all the people with pre-orders and hundreds of hours in the game even more), but I watched it because I knew it would not have spoilers.
He said the story content and trying all the end game stuff up to a point before it got repetitive, took less than a week for him.
I’ll watch every streamer as soon as I’m done with the game on my own time/schedule. It’s going to be a special adventure for me and I don’t want anyone/anything to run it.
You are gonna habe a very weak character and be 60 once all is already cleared
I did not, but I also only have 20 followers 
so I have no illusions of grandeur about my status as a streamer or content creator as the case may be. I also stream what I want, when I want. Now I have streamed D4 on my streams, but usually only for a couple of weeks when a new season starts. Beyond that I move on to other games to play.
Do you have stream drops? I will watch you if you do.
I have less than that. But then I don’t call myself a streamer, I call that my personal video share.
You should stream this game, (oh btw it is free, not sure if you have to login to see that)
I think I am going to play it professionally now that I am leaning towards not getting the expansion even more.
I will probably play S6 without the Xpac…and see how I feel from there…
Never got a pop up for it, so don’t watch me when it starts. I don’t have enough followers to be considered a ‘partner’ with twitch yet. Which I think also means my stream doesn’t have ads yet either.
I know it sounds like a horrible way to promote myself, but I’m just being honest.
Edit: Apparently I can have drops enabled on my stream at launch, so for anyone interested: Twitch Slap me on your third monitor and ignore me for your drops.
imagine paying 40$ (thats the first dumb thing) to rush a game and skip everything just to get bored as fast as possible
They did say they wanted to help smaller streamers with that.
Try to get it, I will watch you too…I mean you will be minimized in the bg…but deal with it (it’s the best most twitch stuff gets from me), I may say hi in your chat though.
I’ll look around see if I can find how to sign up, I’ll keep ya posted either way.
I’ll be the 21st - send me a link.
I promise nothing, it’s usually just me talking to myself for a good 2 hours straight Or better yet, talking to a random bot that’s trying to sell me some kind of service, those are fun for me. Needless to say I don’t get a lot of talkers during my streams lol.
Here you go: Twitch
I followed.
Did you serioulsy buy Atlas Fallen?