Blizzard President Says Diablo 5 will not be a long wait

Diablo 5 will feature a new battlepass that will be mandatory at a low cost of $10/day!

We are going to put in rideable flying unicorns. A single stash space. 2 player parties.

As per player feedback we will be removing all gems and socketables.

The potion belt needed more improvement from becoming just a bottle, so we will be removing the bottle and just let liquid pour out all over your screen.

After hearing feedback about plate shield classes, we will be adding a new class called bum. He will use just a fork and sign.

Thanks to the biggest outpouring of players not wanting mercenaries, we will introduce a counter mercenary. It will be similar to the rock that follows you around in dungeons, but it will be a counter mercenary that attacks you everywhere, even in town.

We heard your feedback about legendary items. We will be introducing a new item level called ultra mega unique. These will basically obliterate every enemy in a dungeon, every 10 secs. The drop chance will be 1 in every whale we want to sell to underhandedly.

Crafting was such a great addition to d4. Instead of just being able to craft incense and elixirs, we will be taking those items out of the game. We will be adding an new craftable item called a cheesewheel. It has no real practical purpose other than sitting in your inventory and granting you 5% experience every 15 minutes.

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