A real life prophet in the flesh

I’ve had a premonition, and each of you is a witness.

Less than 48 hours from now, this forum will be flooded with the tears of the lonely, the desperate, and those who cannot find meaning in life outside of video games.

Waaah. These patch notes are the last straw! I can’t take this anymore! You’ve failed me for the last time, Blizzard! I’m gone for good.

That’s what they’ll say. And I want each of you to remember that you heard it here first.

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I’ll remember.

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I’m ready to take care of the whiners.

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Allow me to paraphrase OPs White Knight post…

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^^ This guy will definitely be here QQing. Wish I could go to Vegas and bet on the whiners. I’d be a rich man.

I’ll be here laughing, I consider the game horrible right now and do not play it at all. Nothing they can do will make it worse in my eyes.

What I predict is the patch on the 18th will be a bunch of buffs and maybe a surprise QoL feature to try to “goose” people into playing the new season…at least at the beginning, so they will get a boost in battlepass sales and some inflated season one engagement metrics they can show to investors.

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You sure do spend a lot of time on a forum for game you don’t like, lonely guy. Might I suggest dedicating your time to things you do like, instead?

I bet you have a notepad document with dumb replies like this you can cut and paste.

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Would you go so far as to say Tears of the Kingdom??

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Okay, so the OP is predicting the obvious. Something that’s been happening on the WoW forums for 18 years.

You’re crying before the crying.

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I believe all the hate and complaint threads are Blizzard psy-ops to distract the players from the fact that it really is a bad game. They are trying to associate negative feedback = delusional, crazy, no life, degen, etc.

Dumb is relative. Of the two of us, only one spends hours on a forum each day for a game he supposedly hates.

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oh it will happen, it’s certain.

And how are you calculating the time I spend on the forum?

Oh that’s right, you’re just making it up.

Probably by the sheer number of posts you make every day. Of the 9-10 million copies of D4 sold, it’s the same 30 people crying that the sky is falling each day on the forums. An echo chamber of sadness, hosted by people who have nothing better to do than troll a forum for a game they claim to dislike so strongly.

It’s really pathetic if you think about it.

And the D3 forums for 11! Though I will admit that I don’t think many stuck around to mope after more than a year or so post Necro launch. :stuck_out_tongue:

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And how many posts do I make per day?

According to my profile I have visited on 119 days total. Averaging that with my number of posts you get ~6 posts per day. Truly hours and hours of posting here.

The rest of the numbers it gives are garbage, based on something dumb like the window with the site on it being open or active overnight or some such.

What is more sad, people that actually post their thoughts or OP secretly reading it all daily and calls everyone else pathetic? You sound like a reddit creeper/forum stalker haha.

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We’re just waiting for it to get down to less than one post per day. Along with all the rest of the infection. Hopefully the cancer will be cut out soon and the rest of us who simply enjoy playing the game can do just that.

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