Expansion 1: “Zakarum: The Last Light”
Description:
The Paladins of Zakarum, nearly extinct after countless defeats and crises of faith, embark on one final crusade to restore their order’s former glory and fight back against the dark forces plaguing Sanctuary. Armed with holy swords and fervent prayers, they are ready to bring the light back to the world. That is, until Neyrelle shows up—once again—with her endless wisdom and the new Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion policy for the Zakarum order.
Neyrelle’s “Help”:
With an air of superiority and a casual stance, Neyrelle appears before the critical battle. “Paladins, it’s admirable that you’re still trying… but have you considered diversifying your ranks? Maybe the true salvation of Zakarum lies in creating a more inclusive environment—less toxic masculinity and more, well, female empowerment.”
As the paladins murmur something about chastity vows and strict hierarchy, Neyrelle continues: “Honestly, the key to defeating evil is understanding that oppression comes from within. Have you thought about appointing more female leaders in your order? Maybe a retreat for emotional healing would be your best weapon against demons.”
The paladins glance at each other, exasperated: “Ah, yes, because the real issue was the lack of inclusion committees in our crusade…”
Expansion 2: “Neyrelle’s Fall: The Final Word”
Description:
Back in Khanduras, where it all began, the Priests of Rathma prepare to face a new cosmic threat. Led by Rathma himself, who has returned to guide his followers through the mysteries of life and death, they confront the eternal truth that death is not the end… But before Rathma can utter a word about the balance of life, Neyrelle—ever present—shows up. And this time, she brings her endless woke wisdom, ready to lecture the masters of death on how they should handle mortality.
Neyrelle’s “Help”:
With her unmistakable air of superiority, Neyrelle cuts Rathma off: “Oh, Rathma, death isn’t the end, sure, we’ve all heard that before. But what you might not be considering is the impact of your outdated perspective on inclusion and representation in the dead. Where are the female voices among the necromancers? And how about promoting a more equitable life cycle, where both the living and the dead have the same opportunities?”
Rathma, visibly losing patience, tries to continue, but Neyrelle keeps going: “You should really consider the mental health of the undead, and honestly, where’s the space for female empowerment here? The life-death cycle could use an upgrade, something more inclusive…”
At his wits’ end, Rathma, in a rare show of desperation, seeks out unlikely allies: angels and demons. In a secret meeting with Tyrael and Mephisto, he proposes the unthinkable: “If we unite for just one cause… we can rid ourselves of Neyrelle once and for all.”
Even angels and demons, for the first time in eternity, agree: “Finally, something we can work together on.”
Expansion 3: “World of Neyrelle: The Rise of Karen”
Description:
After centuries of conflict, it finally happens: Baal, Mephisto, Diablo, Tyrael, Aidan, Jazreth, Moreina, Johanna—many of them long dead—simply can’t take it anymore. Tired of Neyrelle’s endless woke sermons, they gather in secret to devise a plan to end her reign of self-righteousness once and for all. Their secret weapon? The one power that Neyrelle can’t withstand: the ability to show reality as it is. But the stakes are high, because once unleashed, this truth could unravel not just Neyrelle, but everything she’s warped.
Neyrelle’s “Help”:
As the world grows increasingly uncomfortable under Neyrelle’s rule, she renames the Sanctuary to World of Neyrelle and institutes mandatory neutral pronouns. The famous demon lords—now renamed Baale, Mephistoe, and Diable—are forced to attend diversity training sessions, while angels and necromancers alike are compelled to refer to each other with phrases like “Mx. Spirit Summoner” and “They/Them of Righteousness.”
The Fall:
At this point, Neyrelle has taken to addressing her fellow heroes with a confident tone: “You see, Aidan, or should I say, Aidane, we’re moving beyond binary thinking. Diablo isn’t just a demonic overlord. They are an example of how embracing fluidity in both life and death is the true path forward. Don’t call them Diablo anymore—call them Diable. And you too, Baale. There’s no place for toxic masculinity in the new order!”
With every conversation dripping in more performative virtue-signaling, even the forces of Hell begin to rebel. Tyrael, now known as “The Angel of They/Them Justice,” is beyond exasperated. “How did we end up here?” he wonders aloud.
The Final Showdown:
As Neyrelle’s pronoun-enforcing rule spreads, the heroes’ last plan comes into play. They unleash the power of reality, showing Neyrelle that, beneath all the woke rhetoric and empty gestures, nothing has really changed. However, instead of crumbling, Neyrelle embraces this truth and twists it further. “Of course nothing has changed! That’s why we need even more performative virtue!”
In an apocalyptic showdown, Neyrelle absorbs all the remaining power in Sanctuary. She kills off the last remaining dissenters—including Baale, Diable, Mephistoe, and the rest—crushing them with woke talking points. She then fuses the three Soulstones onto her forehead, and with this ultimate act of hubris, she renames herself Karen the Heckler, declaring herself the supreme ruler of all things woke.
In her final moment, she declares, “The real evil wasn’t Diablo or Baal, it was the patriarchy all along!”