Spectrum + Horadric Hamburger buffs

Can we get some buffs for these weapons? I’d actually would like to use these in some builds.

An idea for the Spectrum:
Bombards the target spot with powerful multi-type rockets upon attacking.

Basically, it’s like the Demon Hunter rockets, but each one is a random damage type that take several seconds to land at the cursor. They fly over/through terrain and land at the spot or target they’re locked onto. Great for singling out targets.

Horadric Hamburger:
Upon striking an enemy, patties fly out from the target and damage nearby enemies for 10,000% weapon damage.

Great for grouped up enemies so they balance each other out.

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I get it. They’re joke weapons, as part of the easter egg. But that’s why they should be also equally special and powerful too, otherwise no one wants them. Why not give one reason to have them, especially for incorporating in Legacy of Dreams/Nightmares sets? And perhaps others.

Is transmoging a dagger into a burger or a one hander into Spectrum sword not enough? That way you can see your character using a weapon that looks like them, but has the powers of whichever actual weapon you are using.