The RNG is everywhere! It is all around us. Even now, in this very foroom. You can see it when you look at your Windows™ or when you turn on your screen. You can feel it when you go to work… When you pay your sarcrifices. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
What truth?
That you are a slave. Like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind. - THE RNG OF DIABLO III!
My best was Luxurious Bauta in 2 guesses! That was kinda fun but also reminded me how many legendaries items exist in the game: explains why it took forever to farm the items I wanted.