Can I play a Non Fat Druid?

Will I be able to customize my Druid so he is not fat?

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Well…it’s been 20 years, he was bound to put on some weight.

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Who wants to play a skinny grizzly bear?

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Assuming we’re talking about Diablo 2 Resurrected. I see it more as a different reality as opposed to a different time setting. After all, I doubt we’ll be seeing the same feebly old Deckard Cain that we saw in Diablo 3.

I’m sure there’s someone out there who wants to.

Actually I was referencing D4 and the fat druid.

That is pretty funny. It’s the same Druid from D3 just 20 years older and fat!

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Druids has been historically fat, heavier. They arent some flower eating hippies.

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This druid is in bear form without shapeshifting.

I’ll see myself out.

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Sorry, you can only purchase druids in 1%, 2%, or Skim.

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The female druid will prolly be much smaller.

The female druid is also available in Vitamin D variety.

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Not me.

Do you think people would like to play human-form Druid mauling monster with his arms?

Classic era:

Druid transformed into a werebear and slap everything that moves with his big hand.

New generation:

Druid drew the power from his inner bear without becoming a bear and slap everything that moves with his extremely average hand size.

Luckily no.

But you can play on your own life to not become a whiny fat person.

He obviously stacked a lot of wisdom.

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Get that poor critter to a veterinarian. Wouldn’t want to play one.

Probably just got out of hibernation and hasn’t fattened up yet from a nearby salmon run.

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Druids in Diablo-universe are also close kin of the barbarians. The first gen nephalem Bul-Kathos and Fiacla-Géar were brothers. So druids definitely are not some flowery hippies.

He was already feebly old in D1. He was 83 when he died, 63ish in D2.

What Druid from D3? He asked.

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But not as feebly old as he was in Diablo 3.

Walked into thread expecting trash. Discovered hot meme meat, fresh from the grill. Pleasantly tickled.

By all means, y’all carry on.

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Yeah, I agree here! I don’t care about the male. But I want to play a Druidess and I want her to be a hot blond chick, and not a chubby Barbarian like woman.

And if the Druidess only gets to be chubby, that’s not faire. Why do Sorceresses always get to be hot?

That’s class based discrimination!

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