The new monster’s name will be LAG. Yes, all capital letters. Start off with it being a random rare and maybe, later on, upgrade it to a rift boss.
Underneath the name will be “True Death.” I was thinking “The Disconnector” until I thought about what spells it should use. A spike of some form. Yes a lag spike. Ice spike that will slow and has a chance of freezing. A rock spike that will stun you with a chance to knock you back. Heck why not both? Of course add Vortex or teleporter or both to the mix for that rubberbanding effect. There are a lot of spells and abilities that could simulate lag in all its forms.
Maybe it can be more of a unique monster instead of rare. Instead of purple letters, either yellow or red. You need to know how bad the LAG is right? Of course if the letters are red, then it’s tougher and stronger than its yellow letter counterpart.
NOW the real fun part would be either designating a certain monster that is already established or making up a new one. Of course making up a new one would just be mashing 2-3 existing mobs to make one.
Come one, tell me that’s not fun. Who doesn’t want to beat down on some lag? For those HC players that archive their characters when the receive a true death, they can actually PROVE that their character was killed by LAG.