guys, guys
we really shouldn’t be begging !
: DDD
This is definitely a shoo-in for the top useless thread.
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Only if you say the magic word.
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“Please, sir,” replied Oliver, “I want some more”.
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can u rush me PLZZZZ
In my head, every time I see the word “please” on here, I replace it with “now” or “or else”. 
ChatGPT:
input: write a paragraph using the word please as much as possible
output: Please, let me explain, please understand that I’m trying my best, and please don’t be upset if it’s not perfect. Please know that your patience means everything, and please believe me when I say I’m truly grateful. Please, just a moment more, please allow me this chance, and please trust that I’ll make it worth your while. Please consider how much effort went into this, and please, if you can, smile. Please?
did the same and it thrown out something totally different. nice how ai works xD
“The Please Problem”
You ever notice how “please” starts polite and ends psychotic?
Like—one “please” is sweet.
“Please pass the salt.” Sure! Civilized. Classy. British even. 
But then you don’t hear them, so they go—
“Please? … please. … please!”
Now it’s not a request anymore.
It’s a threat wrapped in kindness.
Like—“Please… or else I’ll politely end you.”
And once you start saying “please” too much, you can’t stop.
You’re trapped in a politeness loop.
“Please stop saying please.”
“Please don’t make me please less, please.”
“PLEASE.”
At that point, you’re not a person anymore—you’re a customer service email.
“Please note that your patience is appreciated, please.”
And when your mom yells, “What do we say?”
You just whisper, “Please… help.”
It’s interesting what it comes up with when input=“write a short story about botters in diablo 2”
Whatever it put out, it wasn’t short. Looks like ArchSeaWitch wrote that st xD
Nah, even ChatGPT is better than the garbo word salad that ArchSeaClown barfs on the forum.
“Write a short story about diablo 2, as if you were yoda.”
lol
You don’t ban a word… You censor it.
You could ban someone for begging too much, I guess, but then how would we know if the devs are listening (they aren’t) ?
the word, of course ! we do not want to ban people !
there, corrected ! happy ?
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It doesn’t matter, this is still a worthless thread.
so, don’t bother with it my friend !
btw, isn’t forbid better
: )
Stand up, and slowly back away from the keyboard.
it’s just that I don’t like begging !
especially Blizzard !
don’t bother with it my friend !
keep it up !
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please good sir please