Dammit. Just got killed by a freaking BOVINE. Speed enhanced boss pack comes out of nowhere and cleaves my head. After 120 cow runs, didn’t think it was even possible to die there.
Friggin cows. Their farts poison the environment and all they have to say for themselves is “moo.” I mean, who says that?
If it wasn’t for those tasty rib eyes, I swear…
Anyone else idiot enough to die on cows? Come on guys, I need to feel better about this.
I teleport into de seis on my sorc
I am clearly dumber
97 sorc and still kicking, havent died (yet). also imagine dying on this game kek
Yup a fast herd of bovine can cut anyone down.
Sometimes I didn’t even notice what was up until my merc just instantly drops.
My favorite are the cow runs where you spawn right in the middle of the cow pen. Would really like to see that red spawn right on top of the cow king removed lol.
Its actually terrifying going into cows on hardcore
I think that’s part of what makes this game fun after so many runs. It’s still a little unpredictable. You get caught by surprise like that just once and realize you have to be cautious still
I watched a level 92 fury druid die to cows on HC a few days ago. Charged right into the middle of the Cow Kings pen, had about 40 cows, CK, and another boss pack on him at the same time.
Not sure what he was thinking… I lol’d.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooo moooooo moooooooooooo
not spam not spam
This has happened to me twice, but I’m so overbuffed/geared that it doesn’t kill me anymore. I have seen it take out some really big people though. I’m exclusive to HC so I get what u mean. Every single time I go in the portal, I start pre-spamming strafe like it’s nobody’s business. It’s kind of ridiculous to have a mode that if you die, you’re dead in, but you can die just for taking the ONLY entrance into an area because of a bad spawn. Seems less than well thought through.
riggity riggity rekt son mooo 
jk rip dude, extra fast paired with something else is always dangerous in hell if your zoning out farming listening to music it’ll snap you out of your daze for sure.
That by the way is a classic everyone has done that at least once mate, your not dumb
Hehe, ever tried playing a sorc with an Occulus? Love the +3 skills but that random tele 1 in 4 times you take damage has killed me 3 times. Once I got tped into a boss pack after taking tiny damage from kicking a barrel. Do NOT use that item in HC.
Gotta get me a new weapon.
Lemme know what game you are in next and I can fix this. 
Exactly why I am elated that I found a 28% Death’s Fathom 2 and a half weeks ago. No more Oculus deciding how I die today.
More often than not, Occys random teleport has saved me from death. Still annoying though. 
Still on the hunt for occy and shako… Found a Ber though! And another darned Shaftstop. That’s 5 shaftstops so far. lol
I had my heart torn to shreds by disappointment 2 nights ago… :<
Unique Sacred Armor dropped in WSK3. I’d felt like I had a really good chance that it was a Tyrael’s Might given that it dropped in WSK… Turned out I’m not that lucky, despite finding a 28% Death’s Fathom, lol.
yes i managed it too
especially before the ias fix fast boss mobs killed me pretty instant sometimes, some of them were cows ^^
That’s so weird I cant find shaftstop at all not one yet but I’ve had a few shakos and 2 occulus.
how is it you havent met the lag monster yet?
i died in cows once. some noobs started a game when this first came out and i walked into the red portal and got swarmed on entering. if i had been paying attention i would have noticed all the little nooblets standing around without gear. i took my place among my comrades and humbly clicked “exit game”. lesson learned. …again.
Yeah, but you can’t know for sure if it saved you. If it kills you, you know for sure. Someone argued in a youtube vid that it probably saves you at least once for every time it kills you. I’ll never know. Either way, I don’t like the chaos of it.
Still looking for that Death’s Fathom.