Help I can't play

I’m having withdrawals I can’t play D2R right now I need help why are the servers down plz someone help me I don’t want to go outside and the Dark Souls servers are down too how do I get any social interaction when my favorite games are down plz anyone think of the children

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Can’t tell if troll or serious…

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I’m actually legitimately curious, how were you able to comment with just a single emoji? When I try I get the “need 20 characters” message. Please tell us the secret!

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start D2R.exe from the PTR folder. Hold ESC when it’s connecting.

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural

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Text modifiers count as characters. :slight_smile:

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Erroneous text modifiers count as text as well…

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okay i did ctrl+alt+del+F4 asked if i want to reinstall windows i’ll see u all again in 5 hours i’m still using my free dial-up hours from AOL

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just go beat off for awhile man. d2r, downtime to wack that stick off, then more d2r, then one eye’d monster punching time. then d2r. simple but truly effective

plz halp i steel cant play onlinew hat is gonign on?

A serious troll! Darth Serious.

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Scheduled maintenance
https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/d2r/t/diablo-ii-resurrected-server-update-on-march-16-downtime-expected/114825/3

Diablo II: Resurrected 16/03/2022, 18:00 - 16/03/2022, 22:00 Game unavailable during this time

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OMG R U KIDDING ME DO U GUYZ SEE WUT JUST HAPPEND

YES BLIZZ MY BODY ISCLEAR ITS A OMPLETE SENTENCE LET ME POST

OMG PLZ JUST LET ME POST

YES THE BODY IS CLEAR

plz

blizz why i been waitn all day to play teh game why u bait n switch us r u releasing 2.4 today or osmething?

2 more hours zomg, let me guess another 2 hours after that too, i know how it goes

yep…yet another idiot

I KNOW RIGHT?! I can’t believe Blizz can’t get it together!

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Wow okay blizz, it was a joke, c’mon I was just messing around

and they said nope your the joke another 2 hours pls LOL

Hahaha omg ya good one!