Hey Overwatch 2 devs, did you lose your brains in the OW1 to OW2 transition? Remember when SR actually meant something? Now your “brilliant” ELO system is just a roulette wheel of pain!
OW1 gave us fair matches with clear progression. Now? It’s like you hired a drunken monkey to code your matchmaker! Three wins and bam - you’re stuck carrying a team of potatoes who think the objective is a suggestion!
What’s next? Matching Top 500 players with Bronze bots to “keep things interesting”? Your algorithm isn’t just broken, it’s a crime against competitive gaming! Fire your “genius” data scientists and bring back the old system before you turn Overwatch into a meme!
And to the person who thought hiding MMR was a good idea - may your keyboard forever stick with Mountain Dew! This isn’t balance, it’s a circus, and we’re the clowns paying for the tickets!