Zandalari trolls....way too sexy?

“Everyone can cook!”- Chef Gusteau (Ratatouille quote)

I can cook but it is cuz I am blood elf .zandalari trolls are battle hardened people .they don’t have time to cook .they eat raw meat and leaves .

If I had to be Horde I would have to be a Blood Elf. They are the most gorgeous looking race on that faction. The day they get Druid I’m turning my Tauren into one.

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We gotta remind Blizzard children play this game too so bump up that ESRB rating for “too sexy trolls.”

False. Pandas can be horde as well.

Hugs to you sister

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Hoofed sister, if you think the butt elfs are the sexy ones, you’ve been absorbing too much of that human body image propaganda. Be proud of your horns and hooves!

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No warlock has interest In them

#liesweretold

I suppose. Need to find this toon a decent transmog though. And actually find time to play so I can see the Horde zones.

I need to get mooooving on it :smile:

Not that I have them unlocked but the Zandalari look pretty darn cool Druid wise.

I have no beef with taurens.

I have zandalari reputation grind .now just need to wait for their launch .my meoww toon is rocking this expansion .

Lol, I would have expected “Meoww” to be a druid!

Umm, speak for yourself OP, Kul’Tirans looks great. Especially the women!

Maybe if you didn’t subscribe to society’s ideal of beauty you’d see that too!

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Zandalari destroying faction balance is just doomsaying. Nothing will happen. We’ll see many of them because they are quite awesome (even I want a Zandalari Shaman at some point), but the game balance will not be that affected.

Dark Iron Dwarves are as awesome (imo the best Shaman race on the alliance, tied with Darkspear Troll/Tauren on the Horde)

The male model looks weird while they run, then again trolls have always had a unique gait. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

I think this thread is poking fun at the “faction imbalance” threads by talking about the sexiness of the trolls :slight_smile: or lack thereof (shots fired).

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Oh, my bad then if that’s so. I can’t think straight when I’m hungry.

When NE paladins with silver spells become a thing, there will be faction imbalance, though :eyes:

It weirds me out how many races don’t have butt cracks. Go equip cloudkeeper legplates on every race. Humans, all the Dwarves, Undead and every elf are the only races that have them. Nothing else is sexy.

It weirds me out that you know that.

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Not a lot of people play in first-person mode.