Each and every single void elf is chosen! Chosen by one of the heralds! They whisper and request entrance to every entrance of my mind! They surround it! On all levels!
Those void elf warriors - RIFTBLADES! That’s what they’re called. Yes…Yogg whispers to them. Why? Of course you’d ask. Because he was A BRUTE! A god of DEATH! But that doesn’t matter, no. Of course not. He whispers, he works, he uses them as an extension. He was the strongest, you know! He had to fight for that title against Y’sharrj!
And what about him!? Huh!? All rage, and anger! You know who he works through!? Those blasted monks! May as well call them remnants of the void! Of Pride! Hate! Violence! You know what he does?! It’s not chi! No, of course not. It’s sha energy! Shadow mending in fancy black and white smoke! Tiger palm replaced with sha claws! Remember those fist weapons Empress Shek’zeer dropped? Yeah! Those are now your hands void elf monks! They’re yours! YOURS!
Oh, but no. That leaves two. You know what? C’thun. I bet he works through those flippin’ rogues, and mages, and warlocks! Ghostblades, them leatherwearers! Warlocks and mages are just that, but combined with the void? Chaotic! And what did C’thun do!? He was all about madness incarnate! He didn’t care! He was a middleman, middle of the pack, average in strength but he was good - so, so good - with just the weaving. The chaos of it all. Explosions! You know who else was all about explosions?! That last boss in Gnomer! I bet he was a follower of C’thun too!
And N’zoth!? SHADOW PRIESTS! What did he do!? He teaches you Shath’yar! If you keep the eye ball, it doesn’t say Naggwafssh when you kick something with announce interrupts! It shows it! To all your friends! If you have the eyeball, you can understand a shadow priest in void form! The corrupter has corrupted you, and this one isn’t just limited to void elves, no. Of course not.
It happened to you! And you! And all of you who are reading this! Point being!
The Old Gods…they choose the ren’dorei. They give them gifts. They are why void elf player characters? They’re so talented. Champions of Azeroth. It’s not because they wield the dark in defense of it! They wield the dark for THEM!
I’m done. Sorry, was in void form too long.