You're Now a Worgen

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I just cry.

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22

My health is better but I probably have fleas…

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23

Find a way to be rich off of it.

Preferably without debasing myself.

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24

boot up livestream
make money

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25

Same brain lol

You don’t even have to do anything gross. You could just show your paw beans and I’m cursed with knowledge that people would GLADLY pay for that. Especially suspiciously wealthy furries

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26

Get a job as a drug sniffing dog.

Lose my job as a drug sniffing dog when I tell the judge the drugs were brought by the cops and planted on the suspect.

Also turn as many people as possible so the government types who want to study it have lots of non-me subjects to test with.

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27

Look at myself and then wonder if I accidentally took too much Benadryl the night prior.

Then I’d look in the mirror and if I was truly a worgen, I’d go outside and wonder if i had the speed of one and also wonder if i had any other wow items that come with being a worgen such as a hearthstne

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  1. Go to Wow Forums
  2. Rant about not having a tail.
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29

go seek out a chiropractor

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  • Look at myself in a mirror
  • Be thankful I don’t have a tail
  • nap time
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31

As a forsaken I would k*ll myself

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32

Make my enemies disappear

33

I find a way to give Blizzard $30 to change me into quite literally anything else.

This applies both in-game, and IRL.

34

The first thing I would do is thank god that the Devs at Blizzard made the right call :

Worgen in canon Warcraft lore do not have tails. Period.

Phew!

35

Cheer, jump for joy, make sure my family joins me as worgen, and go about my day from there. Maybe chase the neighbor’s cat, howl at the moon at midnight for the fun of it, and see how spooked I can make the mailman as they walk up to give me my mail and probably think they’re having a nightmare for some reason lol. Mailmen in my area are scared of dogs after all so a large wolf person watching them might be amusing to see them react to

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36

RIP and TEAR :drop_of_blood:

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Literally just goes about his life as a werewolf, drinking tea and reading a book, trying to play the violin with claws, gardening just got infinitely more interesting… tries working on an Australian and or British accent

“Oi govna ya want some shrimp on da barbie?”

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38

A werewolf. You wake up a werewolf with conditions making your life (gameplay) easier.

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Figure out how to control shifting back and forth immediately.
Keep the ability a secret unless an emergency happens.

I can’t stress this enough, if the government found out about a real werewolf, you’re getting locked into a lab.

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Easily. “You’re” the evil reason 'murica or the oh so advanced Europeans will have super soldiers.