You're Divorcing the Player Above You

Saw this in General Forums, and wanted to try it here on WRA.

Your character is divorcing the character above you. Why are you divorcing them?

Till death do we part.

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I couldn’t take it anymore. They wanted kids and I kept screaming how?!

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I found out they were Alliance.

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You lost the ashbringer.

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I can’t be seen in public with someone who thinks whatever that is he’s wearing is fashionable attire.

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I was willing to marry a leper gnome but the alcohol wore off and realized they were a goblin.

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The eyebrows weren’t long enough, and our color schemes clashed too much.

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Found out about his Gnome affair.

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Liked the mechagnomes.

You can’t blame me for enjoying their … enhancements.

(skip me)

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Watched the lion king

Lost her wolf.

Kept putting spikes and blades on the furniture. I don’t want my toilet seat to have a 2H duct-taped to the handle.

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god about time. i have 2 cats and she wouldnt stop kicking litter out of their box like a playground bully kicking down a sandcastle. she even gave my cat a swirly. i found him shoved in a locker along with my old middle school notebooks with all my old power ranger fanart. torn to shreds. anyways im single now

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The longer I thought about it the fishier he sounded. His story didn’t check out so I did.

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Because she was referring to Carrie Underwood, and not Frank.

Because the helmet stayed on. At all times.

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Told me that the “All you can eat” part of a buffet is NOT a challenge, and I just can’t live like that.

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Gave me too much ramen.

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