I nicknamed him ol’ reliable 
very true.
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Ironman. I think I might be unstoppable.
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Summary
Until he tries to parachute onto a truck.
It’s the default Motorola background, so it’s uh, some kind of abstract shapes that look vaguely like an eye. Could be the Illuminati. Or Yog-sothoth.
The planet Mars photographed at an angle that has the sun filtering through its atmosphere.
Hmm, not sure how having a planet as a bodyguard works.
oh god i still got the headless horseman as my background…
The cosmos.
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My beautiful Granddaughter
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The moon right now.
Mine’s a picture of the bay with the sun setting down [my backyard].
Water and partially Sun are my bodyguards. Fight me.
Merida, and Celes from FF6. Interesting.
Vaporeon alternate art, from the eevee heroes set.
Vaporeon I choose you!
the most terrifying creature known to man, skulltulas
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I’m afraid to ask if this is real…
Um… I’m not saying who it is but I better not get into anything risky 
My two year old daughter, and wife lol.
The moon. 
Dark Star Xerath from League of Legends
The character Darkness from the anime Konosuba. This is both a good and bad thing.
I dono how well my watee bodyguard is going to do.