Your Main Appears in Real Life

Maybe not flip flops.

People would be wondering about the two massive toes.

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But I can’t even fit into two normal pairs of shoes.

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:eye: :lips: :eye:

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I point him in the general direction of the Gulf Coast. Once he gets to the beach he’ll be fine.

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I’m a four foot tall fox.

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Something with a hat to tuck her ears into, and sunglasses to hide her glowing eyes.

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Otherwise known as an Emotional Support Animal.

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I be in Ohio mon, all I’d need is Costco sweatpants and a long T-shirt. Maybe some Yeezy slides. I could drive terrible and yell OHIO FOREVER out of my window. At dis point I’m now mayor of Ohio.

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A black business suit with a wig to hide the ears and movie star sunglasses.

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He’s a giant minotaur. It ain’t gonna work.

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Main is an Orc rogue.

I’d tell him to either dress up like Shrek and lie that he’s the mascot/clown for a local birthday kid’s party.

Or just stay in stealth so no one sees him.

Or I guess he could just dress like a gym bro and lie to people that he has a condition that makes his skin green and screws with his teeth. All while benching weights leaps and bounds heavier than a normal human could.

A few possibilities.

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Dracthyr can’t, actually. Theirs are locked in for whatever unexplored reason.

She isn’t going to heed the words of some shirtless workaday idiot, so I doubt I’d be able to get her to actually do anything to begin with.
Add to that the whole Worgen thing, which she’s definitely not going to drop out of bald paranoia, and she’s liable to attract a bunch of degenerates like flies to feces then use them to reenact DOOM.

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Well considering this toon has purple skin… I don’t think she’ll blend in. I’ll just take her to different cosplay conventions and let people gawk at how realistic her elf costume is lol

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Yeah…something like a Vulpera is going to turn too many eyes, no matter how well dressed.

I don’t think it’s possible to have a Dracthyr that doesn’t use visage form “blend in”.

Ehh, hat and fake mustache should work well enough.

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She is a 7+ foot tall grey skinned woman with long bunny ears who is travelling with 2 wolves.

So obviously a TLC reality show.

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An amorphous blob consisting of most races and most classes, and hermaphroditic at that. Yikes.

I don’t have a main. Most of the characters I play are also only one maybe two expansions old. I have older ones that I don’t play. This one is from BfA but he’s retired until they let me spec a ferocity robot. Using a tallstrider or a spirit beast just nukes my theme and it’s unfortunate because this could be my favorite character if they just let me run nothing but 'bots.

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Considering Nightborne are quite tall by human standards (and she’s probably 3 feet taller than my short self) I’m not sure if she’d fit in even with a wardrobe change.

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She’d fit in alright. Just need something to cover those ears.

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