Except (nearly) their own?
Oh wait no. Gnomeregan was just a minor industrial accident.
I love you gnomes and not for eating.
So many of our modern conveniences began as gnomish schematics.
I’m not sure which I am more offended by, her cooking Gnomes or that tragic riff on a classic Japanese recipe.
(no cookie)
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That’s okay grumbles! you can have one of my cookies! I made them special… juuuust for you… <3
(slowly slides the cookie plate over without breaking eye-contact)
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i like to add beansprouts to mine…
They should add this to the cookbook. Dunno where I could find a gnome though. Can I use chicken as a substitute?
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Sure, why not. It sounds like it’d be yummy.
Although this recipe is just a play on how to make teriyaki tofu. (which is suuuuper yummy).
If you wanna make it all you really need to do is substitute the gnome for extra-firm tofu, which can be bought at most grocery stores. I did forget to add that the tofu should be marinated for a bit in the sauce though, so it can soak in all the flavor after it’s been dehydrated. oh! and bc the tofu blocks are so dense, you’ll have to chop them up into smaller pieces.
Also should add that traditionally, bonito flakes (fish flakes) are used along with the red ginger and green onions as toppings. It really adds to the flavor, but it’s a pain in the hooves to find if you dont have an Asian-food store nearby.
Run grumbles run!
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*Stares at OP’s while preparing ingredients for curry goat stew
Come to back shed little blueberry. I have some juicy gnomes waiting for you back there.
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gasp
Yaaaaaaay! Gonna nom the lil Gnomiesss!!
prances happily behind the shed
… Why is there a hose and some lotion just casually propped up against this pile of chains…
wait… why do you have a pile of chai- OH HELL NO