“Well. Sh@t.”
Dies in Thalassian
“I think this is it right here.”
lies full of arrows, bullet wounds, blade stabs, and magical burns
“Now… wet cough …we can all burn together.”
malicious grin as she ignites her mini-fel-nuke fail-safe spell
Lmao I kill my characters on a regular basis. Usually most of them die with a headshot or beheading, so they don’t really say any last words but “lok’tar!”
drunkenly
“Hey how much you guys wanna bet me I- that I can jump off- off of that roof and won’t even be- not even get hurt?”
“As long as my bubble is still up, I’ll be fine. Wait, is that a priest? Oh. Oh no…”
" You strip from me the laurel and the rose!
Take all! Despite you there is yet one thing
I hold against you all, and when, tonight,
I enter Bwomsamdi’s fair courts, and, lowly bowed,
Sweep with doffed casque the heavens’ threshold blue,
One thing is left, that, void of stain or smutch,
I bear away despite you…
My panache."
Or I could not copy Cyrano and it’d just be, “Bobo help!”
“Death…holds no power over the damned…!! This…is only…a set back…” -dies in death knight-
I’ve thought of a few more situations for Altielle that might be a bit more fun.
Unexpected death:
“This chocolate mousse thing is delightful!”
Goaded into doing something stupid:
“If I die, you stay away from my funeral.”
Moments before imminent death:
“Wait! Please don’t! Don’t kill me! P-please…”
Accidental death: “But… I had… been promised…”
Intentional death (most likely at the hands of a follower of the Light): “wet cackles I will… be back… and he will rise…”
In the face of any other sort of death: “The Sha… will feed…”
I the event Theara is still able to speak.
“…Well done. (I) can’t wait to see if you can do it again.”
Ominous laughter
“Oi! Hold my beer, mate!”
“How were the receipts tonight at Brawl’gar arena?”
Lol you beat me to it. Though in Ryka’s case it would be, “Hold my bloodthistle and watch this.”
“Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.”
Moments before the final blow.
“No! The Illidari… Cannot fall like this”
Moments before dying to something stupid
“For Felsake!”
Sassy answer:
“You can’t kill what’s already dead. Oh wait you just did. Well crap.” [death rattle]
Serious answer:
“So… this is… my end, then. Tell… tell Rotface… he was a good boy…” [coughing noise] “Always did wonder when my time to rest would… would come again… and this looks like it… I… mother Moon… forgive me as I leave this body… and enter your embrace…”
“Well…ain’t that a b****…”
Arm: The War… goes ever on… Keep fighting, friends…
Adelbrand: Heh… Even this serves the Cycle…
Ohtion: Mother, did I make you proud?