Your character has just crawled out of your computer screen

Very unlikely Rose would kill me right out of the blue. Mages are use to portals so at first this would be ok. Though I on the other hand would be freaking out that a character I created is standing front of me and totally forget to warn her about the world outside.

I imagine the moment she sees cars things will start to be set on fire as the wave of fireballs leaving her hands ignites the street. My luck, I get killed by flying car debris…

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Hopefully his shoulder-pads don’t stab me while he’s crawling out.

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Probably very low.

My character would probably just be overly fascinated by all the different plants in our reality compared to WoW’s.

I’d expect she’d probably start a garden within days.

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Hug her. Get shot while running towards her. Become cat food.

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Offer him our spare room and help him look for a job. He learns pretty fast and we could do with the extra money.

Plus we’ve been thinking of getting a dog too so that’s two birds with one stone.

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He wouldn’t kill me, we’d go out to a bar or something, then head to the beach where he would love it. But we’d definitely stay away from the voodoo.

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My main would probably kill himself tbh
Have you seen the state of ferals atm?

This character wouldnt. She would go into the closet looking for clothes.

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Maybe you just need to treat your ingame toon to a spa day. Sounds like she def needs it! :sweat:

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Awe, we’d be the best of friends! Let the snuggle-fest begin! :slight_smile:

I’m going to admit myself on a 72hr psych hold and get a cat scan done because a 7ft blue space goat just crawled out of my screen and I don’t drink, touch “leafy greens” or take medication…

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Eh. he’s be too concerned with “How’s a Troll with little to no technological knowledge supposed to live in modern day Earth?” Realizing I was his best shot at a guide, he would probably be nice to me, for a while…

And, I’d probably be able to talk him into doing some work on my house’s foundation (I live in Dallas, foundations don’t do well here).

I’m sort of picturing a Ring-esque crawling out and that is terrifying. Which would mean I’m probably already smacking at the thing crawling out of my monitor with some painful object. I’m pretty sure Mit wouldnt’ appreciate it.

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Ben’s a pretty chill guy. He’d just be largely confused, but not violently hostile.

Considering the backstory I have written out for this character. Ya know. Being that she’s sacrificed everything and all and tries to look at things from a diplomatic perspective first, but is tough as nails and will kill if has to. I think we’d get along at first until she realized that I am not quite at her same level of sacrifice irl.

These guns can’t fit through the computer screen.

My character would not hurt me but she would be bored of this world in a second. No magic, very peaceful compared to Azeroth’s current state, and too much government regulation. She wouldn’t be able to roam and beat up people and animals like she does now.

Wouldn’t kill me, but wouldn’t think too highly of me because I am poor irl.

I hope she’s read your backstory and is onboard with it and not resenting all those times you watched her death animation over and over because its just too funny.

I would be scared that the government is going to abduct Stride for research if she ever left my room.